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by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Nov. 16, 2023) — “Elusive Butterfly” (2:47)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Last we saw of Henry, he was just leaving a restaurant on the water in Hong Kong, so do you what say we join him and see what’s up?”

“You sick? Most distinguished guest from America, how you say, ‘under the clouds?’ I call ambulance, take you to old British hospital where speak English. Fix frog.

“Where we are? Just crossed border; you in China now. You in ‘Deep Water’ is how you say. ‘Cookie crumbles’; ‘Thems the breaks’; ‘Live with it’ is how you say. No hospital.  Indigestion from too many fish eyes. Great delicacy in China. Chef proud you ate so many.

“So sorry, no hospital. Took page from Gaza Muslim: lie like ceasefire. Now call Biden and see how much he pay to get you back. We want billion. I call now.

“Hello, Joe? China here with frog. No, not skewered, cooked and eaten. No, we not kill diplomats. No, we not eat diplomats. You pay usual fee. One billion. Okay, we give you discount. You pay usual way. How much you pay? You pay or we make public what we have on you. You pay one pallet of Benjamins deliver to Chinatown, San Francisco. Now. Will text instructions.

“There. All set. You safe now. Send you to Chinatown, San Francisco. You happy. Advice word: maybe sneak off, jump ship. Heard Joe tell White House chef to get recipe for frog leg.

“Now send you off. I go buy yacht and park with Ukrainians in Monte Carlo. Show world how stupid Biden and Harris and your Congress is, throw dollars to gangsters through convoluted kickback schemes involving multiple offshore accounts. Why so? Everybody know you Congress people cheat and steal from taxpayers. We learn watching Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. The gangsters? Why, your military industrial complex and Congress; two peas in a pod is how you say. No ‘trickledown in Socialism.’

“Whew, that was a close one. I’m glad Henry is going to make it out okay. But he’s not home yet so let’s hope for best. What do you say we take a commercial break; don’t go anywhere.”

Preachin’ Blues” (5:17)

“And we’re back with Professor Wert as our featured guest. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot.”

“How about that Henry, kidnapped by the CCP and held for ransom? What’s the world coming to when frogs are held for ransom, for pity’s sake? I like to talk about our delusional college students who haven’t a clue about the truth of Islam, supporting an ideology that will most likely behead them in a heartbeat.”

“That is quite correct, but you won’t hear that from anybody, now, would you? Seems to me that after letting the camel stick his nose in the tent, we’ve given the whole tent away. I hear there’s bookies in Vegas taking bets when Sharia Law replaces the Constitution.”

“That’s old news. That’s like a report from Africa or India saying, ‘Muslims storm village, kill 30 and kidnap 20 girls.’ Old news even if it happened this morning.”

“That’s right. One would have thought that, of all places, India would’ve figured it out by now, yet they allow Muslims within their border at any time. Looks like they’ll never get it, just like us.”

“You are 100% correct-a-mundo. We’ve figured it out – deport every one of them as of yesterday – but no one else has. Our politicians are walking in the footsteps of the Archbishop of Canterbury, England, who welcomed the invaders with open arms and now look, you can’t even recognize ‘Merry Old England’ anymore.”

“Forget the Dems, forget Trump; they are not the problem nor are they the solution. The problem is the rule of law, the rule of common sense and the rule of right over wrong. We have been fighting this fight for 1,600 years and the tide has turned; we’ve been overrun. They have breached the castle walls and are occupying the Great Hall, and we act as if there isn’t a problem.”

“Too late?”

“Past tense.”

“Is there hope?”

“The only possible hope left is the ability to deport them; without that, nothing.”

“Not even a prayer?”

“Nothing; not a chance.”

“So it’s lost?”

“Ever hear the phrase, ‘just treading water?’

“Sure, who hasn’t?”

“That’s what the USA is doing, treading water.”

“So it’s just a matter of time before we don’t have a country anymore?”

“Just a matter of time. Don’t get me wrong; nice while it lasted, but all those graves in Arlington National Cemetery? For naught.”

“For nothing? You mean it was all for nothing?”

“If we don’t lift a finger to save our country, and I don’t see it happening, goodbye America.”

“You’re a defeatist.”

“A realist. One chance: deport them, and don’t leave even one behind. If not, why bother? Kiss it goodbye. Take your pocket Constitution and flush it. Take your hi-falutin speeches and burn them. Give the Teachers’ Union a Gold Star while thanking them for dumbing-down America. Take your ‘Climate Change’ and put it where it doesn’t make any difference, and it doesn’t. Anything to keep the focus off the truth, right? The truth is there are MILLIONS of people in our country who want to trash the United States Constitution and kill us. That’s the truth. And if we don’t deal with it, why bother? Hey, Trump, stand up for the USA and push the deportation of not only illegal immigrants, but every Muslim. Trash the DHS and the ‘Patriot Act,’ the FBI and all the other government treasonous trash that is aiding and abetting the destruction of our Country. Include Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, in the equation.”

“And that’ll do it for this episode and so this is your Roving Reporter, along with our good friend, Professor Wert, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.”

Stand By Me” (2:53)

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