Something Wrong? Blame Russia (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Jul. 22, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is our most traveled contributor, Professor Wert. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Always glad to come on the show; besides, you know the best burger places.”

“We aim to please. When Kennedy was killed the Warren Commission reported a Russian trained operative – Lee Harvey Oswald – was the shooter, yet everyone was pointing at the grassy knoll. When Trump won the election in 2016 everyone blamed ‘Russian Collusion.’ There seems to be a pattern here; care to explain?”

“Glad to. It all has to do with the Russian outlook on life, which is Fate. You broke the yoke while flipping your over-easy egg: Fate. You are a drunk: more Fate. The United States blamed Russia for the sinking of the submarine Thresher: Fate. Face it, there’s no escaping it; the Russians take the brunt of everything bad in the world.”

“But that’s preposterous.”

“Maybe to us but to them it’s just another day. The Russians sent weapons to Vietnam: Fate. There’s no escaping it, Roving. The Russians are the scapegoat of the CIA. Remember all those revolutions in South and Central America in the 1950s and ’60s? We used to think that the CIA always backed the wrong horse, didn’t we? Boy, were we ever wrong.”

“You mean the ‘Christians in Action’ backed the Communists on purpose?”

“Yep, each and every one of them, including the Shah of Iran who had secret police — SAVAK — that matched the GESTAPO. Look at two popular Russian authors, Dostoevsky, and Chekhov: all they wrote about is Fate.”

“That’s so true, isn’t it? Let’s pause for a short break.”

“Jambalaya” (2:52)

“And we’re back with Professor Wert who is telling us about blaming Russia for, well, for what?”

“The Challenger disaster, for one, and the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, for another.”

“Interesting, isn’t it, though? What about ‘Uranium One,’ that deal orchestrated by Hillary?”

“No, don’t blame Hillary for that deal; blame the Russians.”

“Next you’re going to say the Iranians got their uranium from Russia.”

“Fate: it’s just the cross that the Russians must bear. For anything that is suspect in our government we misdirect the scrutiny by blaming the Russians.”

“Our whole government has gone over to the other side, hasn’t it?”

“I’m afraid so. Wokeness everywhere, even in the military. ‘Trans’ and queers everywhere, mentally-damaged people in the military and we’re supposed to have respect for them? I don’t think so. If the military was like this when I joined, I wouldn’t have joined.”

“Me, too.”

“Thank you for your service.”

“Look, I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but I didn’t join and serve for you; I did it for the country, so keep your thanks to yourself, if you don’t mind.”

“I feel the same way myself, truth be told. Besides, I’d be ashamed to have Biden as my Commander-in-Chief.”

“Or have the woke Joint Chiefs of Staff and the joke — Lloyd Austin— as the Secretary of Defense having anything to do it. The truth is that the United States government and her military are one big joke that we can’t blame on Russia. We have to face the music at some point: Trump supports the Constitution while low-life scavengers and bottom-dwelling swamp rats support kickbacks from China, people like ‘Morning Joe’ who parrots the party line, word for word because he doesn’t have an original thought; never has and never will. Scarborough’s IQ is about equal to a rolled-up 8½ x 11 that missed an easy two-pointer in the waste basket by at least a foot.”

“I think all rational people feel the same way. Poor Joe Scarborough, wears his ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ on his sleeve as if it’s some kind of merit badge when, in truth, all it shows is his stupidity, gullibility and naiveté.”

“That is so true. So back to Russia.”

“Right. The idiots on ‘The View’ think that because Trump [‘81 Million Votes, My A**‘ (3:13)] was impeached twice and indicted three times, he deserves to spend the rest of his life behind bars, yet never realize that the impeachments and indictments were all based on lies that the Deep State keeps on pushing. ‘The View’ will never apologize for harping the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ during every show for the past seven years because they wouldn’t be able to handle the truth, just as Joe Scarborough can’t handle the truth. Like Rashida Tlaib calling the only democracy — Israel — in the Middle East racist doesn’t make it so.”

“Good point. Any more?”

“The mutilation of children, this ‘trans’ nonsense is child abuse to the nth degree from which there’s no going back, no putting the pieces back together; it is wrong and there’s no way around it. We badmouth the Muslims for their performing ‘clitoridectomies’ on young girls but we take it a step farther and include boys in the mutilation process, so I ask you: who is more nuts, them or us?”

“I have to say we’re both nuts — them, and the Dems — and with that we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Russia, Russia, Russia — maybe the CIA ought to pick on a new country to blame everything on, say, Nepal. Burger time: my treat.”

[Something to ponder: The Deep State has been harassing President Trump to the point of ridiculousness, and that’s no good for anybody. Stop it.]

“Once in a While” (2:34)

Roving Reporter