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by Roving Reporter, ©2023

Get out and vote today!

(Jul. 2, 2023) — “Drum Solo Belly Dance” (2:58)

“Good evening, ladies, and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is here to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘If You’re Queer, We Don’t Want You Here.’ Glad to have you on board.”

“And glad to be back to hawk my new book. You know, I actually started writing it the day they allowed same-sex couples to get a ‘Civil Union,’ which was okay as far as life insurance beneficiaries go, but they had to shove their mental illness in our faces by wanting a marriage license next, as if a same-sex couple can by any stretch of the imagination be legitimate in any way whatsoever.”

“You seem to be rather opinionated on the subject.”

“Because I’m a realist and we shouldn’t kowtow to nut cases, is why. There’s no reason to ‘accommodate’ people who need to be put away in a ‘home’ where they don’t have a chance to corrupt our kids. As responsible adults it is our responsibility to set rational examples and not allow stupid ‘pride’ this and that. It’s one thing to role-play, but to publicly put on displays of deviant behavior is over the line and should not be encouraged.”

“We agree. What do you say we take a short break for this commercial?”

Tragedy” (2:43)

“And we’re back. What’s another subject you address?”

“I’m glad you asked that question. I make the case against rewriting history by toppling statues, for one. You see, every nation has a history that, hopefully, improves over time. Perhaps the most striking change of any country in the past two millennia is that of England when the feudal system of rule was replaced by the Magna Carta in 1215.”

“And then came the United States.”

“Over taxation gets everyone’s attention like yesterday. Our currency is tied directly to the cost of a barrel of oil and if the price of a barrel of oil increases, the worth of our currency decreases.”

“So, when the Keystone Pipeline was shut down it all came apart, right?”

“Right. As the price of a barrel of oil increased, the dollar was worth less, so it took more dollars to buy stuff, like gas. It’s called inflation and it hurts the poor more than anyone else.”

“Why is that?”

“Because the less money you have to spend, the larger the percentage of your money goes to necessities, such as fuel. Fuel to run your vehicle or public transportation; energy costs for electricity; the higher cost of producing food: growing, harvesting, and transportation costs to your convenient place of purchase. It would be rather daunting to have to drive to Texas for hamburger meat, North Dakota for bread, Wisconsin for milk and New England for fish.”

“But surely Biden knew that?”

“Of course, Biden knew that, but not Janet Yellen. Look, Biden’s main job is to destroy America and I have to say that it’s a race between the USA destroyed or not before Trump gets back in. It’s a race between those who got paid off vs. Trump sending them all to jail.”

“Who’s going to win?”

“If you leave the same voting apparatus in place, Kari Lake (3:13) will get trounced every time.”

“But if you fix it, if you have honest voting?”

“Then Kari Lake and Trump (3:30) will win every time.”

“So, the most important thing any of us can do is to make doubly sure we have an honest election, right?”

“The fact that we have to state the obvious is indicative of how far gone our country has become. We’ll have this one chance – our last chance – to get it right, because if we don’t we can kiss the USA goodbye and shame on us for failing to leave our progeny the freedoms we were blessed with, the freedoms all those who sacrificed and died for gone to pot.”

“I guess it’s Trump or nobody.”

“You got it. Thank you for being on the show and with that, Zork and I wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

You Can Have Her” (2:54)

Roving Reporter

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Ptofessor Zorkophsky
Thursday, July 6, 2023 7:49 AM

Asylum: try open borders; human trafficking; Fentanyl, take your pick.
Maybe add a stolen election in 2020.
Would deliberately leaving billions of military equipment in Afghanistan qualify?
When is enough enough? Or maybe there’s no limit. Maybe we should turn the USA back over to the Brits and leave a note: “Sorry, we can’t handle freedom ‘because we’re just too stupid to protect our way of life.”
Soon people who are not qualified to vote WILL vote and guess what they’ll vote for?
If you were so stupid to get THE CLOT SHOT, you’re not allowed to vote, now how’s that grab you?

Prfessor Zorkophsky
Tuesday, July 4, 2023 9:27 PM

Hey, Bob, we’re talking about one man and one woman, that’s it.
Me, I was thinking about how mice, and cows, and dogs and cats work it out and for us human mammals to believe other than one man and one woman, well, go march in a parade.
This LGBQ etc. is made-up nonsense and not by a rational person but by someone with an agenda to destroy the fabric of our country.
Hope that’s obvious, or maybe we’ll just let the freaks put on shows in our schools, is that “Hitleresque” enough for you?
Me, I’ve had it with the Constitution being trampled.
Johnny Cash would say that he believed in a person’s right to burn the flag; he also said that he believed in the Second Amendment and that he would shoot anybody who burned the flag.
I agree and I’m not alone but even if I was alone, I don’t believe that a person should be allowed to cast a ballot to destroy our country, that’s all.
Thank You Very Much,

Professor Zirkophsky

Rob Laity
Reply to  Prfessor Zorkophsky
Thursday, July 6, 2023 5:39 AM

First of all, allowing such a vote to be held to “destroy our country” would be unconstitutional on it’s face. There are two genders Male and Female, as God made them.

It is my opinion that the Homosexual Movement IS out to destroy the fabric of this nation and is bankrolled by the likes of George Soros.

What I referred to as “Hitleresque” is an action to deny the vote to any American based on mental defect, with the exception of those who have lost that right by law.

What is your definition of “mentally defective”? Your definition may not be the same as other’s definition.

Such a denial of a basic right, if it were enacted, would have to be based and founded on established constitutional law.

Rob Laity
Monday, July 3, 2023 2:19 AM

Who decides who is “mentally defective”? What definition or criteria is to be used? Every American of voting age has the right to vote. There are all kinds of disabilities that present themselves in many people. They all still have a right to decide who shall govern over their lives. That’s the American way. We the People are entitled to be governed only by people who have been given our consent. All Americans, whether “mentally defective” or not must be allowed to give that consent or not.

James Carter
Reply to  Rob Laity
Monday, July 3, 2023 10:12 AM

If, IF, there were to be a “mentally defective” criteria perhaps it should be the ability to explain the difference between the “Constitutional Republic” the Founders gave us and the “Democracy” that those on the left want to replace it with.

Professor Zorkorphsky
Reply to  Rob Laity
Monday, July 3, 2023 1:12 PM

The subject breaks down to the basics: what if Adam was homosexual and Eve was a lesbian?
Now do you understand?
That’s it; that’s all there is to it.
Don’t go reading into it more than there is.

Rob Laity
Reply to  Professor Zorkorphsky
Tuesday, July 4, 2023 5:17 AM

Adam and Eve were not respectively Homosexual and Lesbian. God made them in the current vernacular “Cisgendered”. Adam was a male who identified as a male. Eve was a female who identified as a female. They were BOTH heterosexual. Otherwise none of us would be here today to discuss things. There is however the part about Cain having to find a spouse outside of Eden. So there were others around besides the Eden four. I “read” what is written above. Namely, “Mentally defective people should have no vote (RR)” and I made an appropriate response to that absurd hitleresque suggestion.

Bob68
Reply to  Rob Laity
Wednesday, July 5, 2023 11:59 AM

Before “insane asylums” were shut down and the people held there released into society were the patients in the asylum allowed to vote? Did someone go there and tell them who to vote for?