by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jun. 17, 2023) — “81 Million Votes, My A**” (3:13)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a retired government employee who wishes to remain anonymous but said he will ‘spill the beans.’ What beans are you going to spill, Mr. Anonymous?”
“Well, first, thank you for having me on your most popular show. Longtime viewer and reader. And second, I won’t be back because your audience doesn’t want the truth; all they want is how Trump will save America when he gets back on top in 2025. I’m telling you this: there are multiple fronts of the battlefield, and the Deep State is just one of them. There are other equally-dangerous battles to be won, and if you don’t fight them, no matter what you do otherwise, this country is history. There, I told you that you won’t like what I have to say.”
“All we want is the truth and if it hurts our sensibilities, too bad.”
“Good attitude, but can you really take it or are you just pretending to take it to make yourself look good? I say you’re pretending.”
“How ‘pretending?’”
“Put your money where your mouth is, I could say, but I won’t.”
“Why won’t you?”
“Waste of time.”
“How so? Wait, let’s take a quick commercial break.”
“It’s All in the Game” (2:39)
“And we’re back so go ahead and answer the question, ‘Why is it a waste of time?’”
“Look, they say they want to kill you; they say they will out-birth you, and someday they’ll be the majority and then out-vote you. They’ll outlaw Christianity, send you to camps and proceed to starve you to death. It’s just a matter of time, which they have plenty of and you don’t. Clock is ticking and you don’t get it now, you didn’t get it then, and you will never get it even after they lock the gate and you’re finished and done with, which I say good riddance to because if you can’t defend yourselves, what good are you?”
“Not much, I guess.”
“Don’t guess. Go look at yourself in the mirror and admit that you’re all cowards and don’t have what it takes to defend your way of life, that the days of unlocked doors have passed, never to return, ever. The crooks won; you lost.”
“Really? Why have we, as you say, ‘lost?’”
“Because you’re a bunch of wimps, that’s why. Our military has been taken over by wimps; Congress is nothing more than a collection of wimps; and if I said all your politicians are wimps you’d probably kick me off your show.”
“Maybe. Excuse us while we sell stuff.”
“Come Softly to Me” (2:24)
“And if I said that Trump doesn’t have what it’ll take to save America, you’ll shut off my microphone and have your goons escort me from your studio; am I right?”
“You’re getting close, I’ll admit that. Talk specifics.”
“Jail and fine any employer who hires an illegal immigrant, to start. And deport the Muslims because if you don’t, all you’ll be doing is treading water, waiting for the quicksand to do you in, all your high-falutin talk about ‘Live Free or Die.’ Words that sound good but you don’t mean because you don’t live them. You won’t make it, you won’t pass the Constitution down to the next generation because you don’t have what it takes to defend it. Face it, the generation who won WWII is dead and buried as you, too, will be.”
“Maybe not.”
“Don’t lie to yourself and never underestimate your enemy because he sure isn’t making the same mistake; count on it. The Muslims know you don’t have what it takes; for proof just look around, and no matter where you look, there are Muslims. Everyday reports come from all over the world about Muslims killing 20, 30, 100 Christians in Africa, women murdered in India by Muslims every day, month after month, year after year, decade after decade, century after century and it NEVER ends; all that happens is the death toll rises. Are you listening? I doubt it.”
“Maybe some of us are listening.”
“Is Trump listening? Will he have what it’ll take to save the Constitution? Will he kick women off Navy ships, or will he allow queers to be in the ranks? Will Trump reinstitute the Draft or will he be remembered as another failure in a long line of failures?”
“We hope for the best.”
“Not good enough. You lost, the bad guys will trash your Constitution, and history may not even leave a footnote about the experiment where every citizen was equal in the eyes of the law of the land. Women will once again be relegated as chattel, nothing more than a cow or two, maybe a pig, maybe less. Welcome to Islam, Roving.”
“I don’t like it.”
“Better get used to it because you’re not dealing with the problem, are you? Muslim Death Gangs roam Africa and you leave your Navy Seals at home, training by running around in circles. Your Secretary of Defense is worthless. Ever hear of Henry?”
“Of course we have; who hasn’t?”
“Henry would set the stage right really quick, that I know. He’d send missiles into the Muslim camps in Africa and blow them all to smithereens.”
“What about collateral damage?”
“As if the hundreds of innocent people murdered by Muslims every day around the world don’t count? What do you think a knife attack in Germany or France is if not your everyday ‘collateral damage?’ Get real, Roving, you’re beginning to sound like the problem, not the solution. If you don’t get rid of the Muslims in your country, you are part of the problem. Think about it. I thought about it, and you don’t stand a chance unless you get it together, understand?”
“I think so.”
“Not even a footnote. Goodbye, and don’t bother inviting me back. Talking to you is like talking to the cat. Here’s the equation: ‘No Henry, No Future.’ Good luck. Don’t bother seeing me out; I know the way.”
“Depressing, the truth often is. Burger time: my treat. Goodnight.”
[Note: If you run the 2024 election with the same crooks as ran the 2020 election, you’ll get the same results.]
[Reminder: If a judge doesn’t follow the Constitution, tar and feather him.]
[Another reminder: Steve Bannon talks a good talk, but if you leave the enemy in place, all the talk is nothing but hot air.]
[Heads Up: Ted Nugent describes FBI agents as MS-13 gang members in suits. Good for Ted.]
[Final Reminder: The (remaining) Jews of WWII Europe said this: ‘If somebody says they’re going to kill you, believe them.’]
“Trump Won” (3:30)