by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Apr. 6, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is Miss Barbara McKay, the senior adviser to the ‘National Alzheimer Remembrance Center’ located in – good question; where are you located?”
“Last time I checked we used to be in Baltimore, but they’ve had a series of ‘woke’ mayors so now we just wing it, kind-of like ‘Pulse’ does, living off the laptop.”
“Makes it difficult when it’s difficult enough.”
“You telling me.”
“So, what’s your goal? What do you do at a ‘center’ with no address?”
“Oh, we used to have an address in Chicago, but once Chicago became an illegal ‘sanctuary’ city, we hoofed it out of there. Then we moved to NYC, then L.A. and, as I said, we just work wherever we are. There are a few places we avoid at all costs, and just added to the list is Wisconsin, thanks to their fraudulent voting practices. Too bad, because I used to like that place. Good people, fishing, cows, cheese, and Bratwurst, but maybe the people aren’t so good anymore. I mean, they had a choice between law and order or otherwise and they chose otherwise. Go figure, heh?”
“Yes, too bad for all of us. What else you got for us?”
“We’ve developed a questionnaire to see if you’re as bad off as Mitch McConnell or Nancy Pelosi. Here, I’ll cite some examples:
1) Which is safer, transporting oil via pipeline or RR?
2) Which makes more sense, shelves full or empty?
3) Which would you prefer, open borders or closed?
4) Would you give Food Stamps to illegals or deport them?
5) Do you think giving the Taliban weapons was a good idea?
There are 100 questions, but if you fail to answer the first few correctly you are considered a prime candidate and need to be put in a ‘home.’”
“What’s the major problem with the disease?”
“By the time the person realizes they have it it’s too late to realize anything.”
“Too late for what?”
“To make them realize they have a disease of the mind, is what. Why, just look at the de facto president, Joe Biden, who doesn’t know what day it is let alone anything else. If a normal person was aware that the Jan. 6 prisoners were incarcerated by a lie, they would’ve been released by now but, because Pelosi has to keep the ‘insurrection’ lie alive, they’re still locked up.”
“So, you’re saying if Biden were normal, he would’ve – what?”
“Let the prisoners out and apologized to them that the real insurrection was when VP Mike Pence certified fraudulent votes in his favor, that’s what.”
“Never happen.”
“Not now, not since Biden has the Alzheimer’s disease it won’t. Never will. Not that Biden ever had a backbone, but he’ll never have a backbone now, not with Alzheimer’s. People don’t get better; they only sink lower and lower, and for proof just look at our own Third World country, the United States.”
“It’ll never rise up, not with Biden it won’t. Be nice if, just for a moment he’d come clean and tell the truth for once in his life, bit that’ll never happen, so forget it.”
“Never turn the reins of government over to Trump. Never let the Jan. 6-ers out?”
“Never. He’ll walk into h*** with a smile on his face, leaving us Patriots to sort out the mess he’s made, and it may never get sorted out, not the way it used to be. The whole idea of ‘bringing Democracy to the world’ was flawed from the very start, and we can blame the ‘Christians in Action’ (CIA) for that failed foreign policy idea put forth by the State Department.”
“Back to ‘The Ugly American.’”
“Precisely: we ‘think’ we know more than the countries we’re trying to ‘help.’”
“So, what’s the prognosis?”
“Truth is, talking won’t get it done.”
“No, I’m afraid we’re way past the talking stage. We have to take them by the hand, by force if necessary, and lock them in a padded room where they can do no harm: end of story.”
“No doubt. Thanks for being a guest on ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. On behalf of our featured guest, Barbara, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Note: If our election process isn’t fixed, Trump will not win in 2024. There were THOUSANDS of fraudulent ballot-stuffers who have yet to be sentenced to long prison terms let alone arrested. Personally, I like the idea of the blindfold. This fight isn’t about Republicans and Democrats; it’s about the Rule of Law, about whether we honor the Constitution or not.]
“The Thrill is Gone” (6:11)
Roving Reporter