by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Dec. 23, 2022) — “I Got the Blues” (4:52)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a favorite of ours, always has something interesting to say and is a bestselling author of children’s books, most notably known for his popular series on the liars of Congress. I understand the Mitch McConnell book is in its third printing; is that correct, Professor Wert?”

“Fourth printing, I’m happy to say, because 100% of the profit is being used for a recall vote to get the bum out. Of all the people in Congress there’s but a handful that are worth a hoot and McConnell isn’t one of them.”

“We couldn’t agree more, and that’s a fact. So, you’re doing pretty well selling children’s books; any other irons in the fire?”

“There’s a few, but I’m not here to talk about me; I’m here to talk about wasting our tax dollars on the repressive regime in Ukraine. Look, I’ll make it simple. Trump was right: the kickbacks are enormous. We send money to Ukraine they contribute to the campaign coffers of whoever voted to send the billions their way.”

“RINOs?”

“Sell their mother for money just as they are selling America to the CCP.

“And Trump was right again?”

“The Dems – Deep State — hate him because he can’t be bought, can’t be blackmailed, unlike Biden and his son, Hunter.”

“Laptop from hell.”

“CNN and the rest of the Fake News are still calling people ‘election deniers’; do you believe that? My solution is to throw them all in jail, but that remains to be seen. Here’s the thing: Americans lost it and will never get it back, or Americans lost it and may get it back but, if you ask me, there’s way too many stupid people in charge.”

“So what are you saying?”

“I’m saying that there’s way too many stupid people in charge.”

“Care to sugarcoat it after this short commercial break?”

Pocketful of Rainbows” (2:35)

“And we’re back live. You were talking about stupid people.”

“That’s right. You cannot tell me that there’s a snowball’s chance with Muslims in Congress, let alone within our borders. No one gives a hoot about 9-11 because the flood of Muslim immigration into every non-Muslim country is not by accident. The EU was designed to allow for the flood of Muslims; just look at our open borders. We know what must be done but it’ll never happen, will it?”

“No, I’m afraid that the Muslims and any other illegal immigrant will be granted citizenship and receive all kinds of tax-funded assistance that we taxpayers paid for, thanks to McConnell and the rest of the Swamp Rats that give rats a bad name.”

“Couldn’t agree more. Anything else?”

“Stay away from the ‘Clot Shot’ as if your life depends on it because it does.”

“Well-said and so, on behalf of Professor Wert, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Me and Bobby McGee” (4:34)

Roving Reporter

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  1. Perhaps a little off-subject, but it fits the tone of the editorial: the ‘Vegas odds of Kari Lake ever becoming Governor of Arizona is 600:1.
    The odds that Judge Jackson is corrupt beyond redemption: no respectable bookie will touch it.
    NEWS UPDATE! Kari Lake’s odds are now 900:1.
    Just thought you’d like to know.

    Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky

    ADDITIONAL UPDATE: The odds have changed for Kari Lake: they now stand as the same as the earth being obliterated by an asteroid on Dec 31, 2022 (same as the FBI ever trusted).