by Roving Reporter, ©2022
(Nov. 24, 2022) — WARNING: Stupid people, Dems, low IQers, do not waste your time watching the show or reading the transcript. Those who got VAXXED, exit now. Those who don’t believe in Ivermectin, Zinc, Vitamin ‘A,’ science, common sense, the Constitution, I politely ask you to ‘take a hike.’ Thank you, and now that we’ve gotten rid of the dead weight, let’s get on with the show.
“Golden Slumber/Carry that Weight” (3:08)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our first guest is Paula Humphrey, the well-known comedian from Canada. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ and how goes it up there?”
“I don’t know what’s colder, our government or the outside temperature. Thanks for having me on. Here’s a fact that our respective governments are trying to debunk: people are dying at an alarming rate, thanks to the ‘Clot Shot,’ believe it or not. And our governments are trying to stifle the news, as if we don’t know that the so-called ‘vaccine’ didn’t vaccinate squat.”
“We hear you.”
“And I see your Fake News is going all-out on covering up healthy young athletes dying all over the globe. Why, even babies are having heart attacks, many of them still in the womb. So, there’s a new documentary out there called, ‘Died Suddenly’ that you must watch and share with everyone you know, okay?”
“Thanks for the heads-up.”
“Coroners are removing long strands of something from corpses, for cryin’ out loud, from young kids and not just older folks. Murder on an industrial scale never seen before; makes the NAZI death camps seem minuscule by comparison.”
“Look, sorry to cut it short but we must get this out there ASAP; will that be okay with you?”
“Not at all; go for it.”
“Thank you, and so this is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of our guest, Paula Humphrey, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Let’s grab some burgers and watch ‘Died Suddenly,’ shall we? My treat.”