by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Jul. 12, 2021) — “Western Movies” (2:20)

‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ are proud to take credit for bringing to the forefront the insidious ways of the Deep State to get the populace brainwashed, and TV commercials are at the front line, as is the trash that Hollywood tries to push down our throats. I am very proud to announce that our guest today is a retired FBI operator who will have all kinds of interesting stories to share; isn’t that right, Miss Patricia?”

“I don’t know about any stories to tell; I mean, all I did was answer the phones. I told you I was just an ‘operator.’”

“Please excuse us while we take a short commercial break.”

This Little Girl” (2:38)

“Okay we’re back with a real retired FBI employee. Welcome to the show, and what should we call you?”

“Well, my name is Fred Miller so maybe call me Zorro.’”

“It’s a deal as long as you call me ‘Zork.’ Now, let’s get down to brass tacks. These television commercials are so out of hand I spend all my time avoiding them instead of watching the shows that I sat down to watch. The entertainment in the commercials used to be to find the Black, then the Muslim or the guy with the beard, but now it’s the Chinese and you don’t have to look for them because – all of a sudden – they’re front and center, in your face.”

“I couldn’t have said it any better myself.”

“I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if the FCC is running the show, that they have a department called ‘Make it obvious but no-so-much.’”

“Actually…”

“You mean they do?”

“I was just going to say…”

“I knew it, I just knew it. Why, I used to say, ‘I bet the Deep State is behind it.’ So let me ask you this: these commercials, what are they selling?”

“They’re sure as heck not selling whatever it is that you think they’re selling; that’s a fact.”

“Any advice?”

“Turn the sound off; change the channel; read a book.”

“Good advice at any time. Well, Zorro, thank you for the insightful information and advice and so, on behalf of Zorro, this is Zork wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Little People update: The paratroopers will be staying at various locations around Seaford, Delaware, making preparations for transporting Biden-Harris to GITMO. I understand that a welcoming parade may be in the works, but don’t hold me to that. Here’s the scuttlebutt: the paratroopers may give the Secretary of State of Georgia, Raffensperger, a visit, just for kicks, mind you.]

[Reminder: It doesn’t mean diddly if the election fraud lawbreakers don’t spend a heck of a lot of time behind bars.]

Money for Nothing” (4:03)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

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