by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(Jun. 20, 2021) — “It’s Gonna Take A Little Bit Longer” (2:37)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Madam Shylock needs no introduction as she is the voice of the forlorn, gives hope to the hopeless, and encouragement to the downtrodden. By the way, how is the fortune-telling business these days?”
“An interesting question, but first we must talk compensation. Cash on the barrelhead, Professor Zorkophsky, or didn’t Roving clue you in?”
“But.”
“In twenties. Thank you. Now, the customers of today are really getting desperate, I’m telling you. First-off, most of my customers are women looking for Mr. Right, but about half of the Mr. Rights in our country have morphed into Mr. Wong.”
“You mean Mr. Wrong, don’t you?”
“No, because the Dems are embracing the CCP, that’s why, and women don’t want to get married, have children and end up with a husband and the father of their children nothing more than cowering idiots buying into the BLM and CRT nonsense, the Biden-Harris fraud, and kneel during our anthem and flag-waving.”
“What do you see in our immediate future?”
“I see the Joint Chiefs of Staff following orders from Beijing; I see Pelosi and Omar holding the match that burns the Constitution, and I see the police wearing swastika armbands.”
“Excuse us while we catch our breath and take a break.”
“Apache” (3:44)
“Excuse me, Madam Shylock, but are the things you see meant to be, or are they things that might be?”
“We are at the precipice, my friend, and we are tilting towards annihilation, mark my words, or not. But I will tell you this: if the Biden-Harris fraud prevails, the history books of these times won’t be anything like the truth. If Trump is mentioned at all, he’ll end up as a nondescript footnote, a passing whim; an afterthought; a ship passed in the dark of night that wasn’t seen and therefore not remembered.”
“No way.”
“As they say, to the victor go the spoils, and writing one’s own history is part of the prize. On the other hand, if the Constitution prevails, generations from now will have some pretty entertaining reading of how the Republic was almost brought down to its knees.”
“Anything else of importance to report?”
“It doesn’t do anybody anywhere any good to support Democratic mayors and sanctuary cities if we expect our young people to have any respect for law and order. Used to be we only had a handful of killing zones in our country, but now it seems as if the whole country has become a killing zone. In Daytona Beach, FL, a woman felt safe walking on any sidewalk, but now not so much.”
“So why do you think that is?”
“The animals in the zoo believe the lies, that’s why. They say there’s ‘systemic racism’ in our country when there is none; white males are the new terrorists when they are not; and that public schools are an overwhelming success when just the opposite is true.”
“Underhanded failure?”
“Overwhelming failure.”
“Oh.”
“Some of my clients are PTSD sufferers and even though they may not have lost an arm or a leg, they come back from putting their life on the line only to come home to a nation that endorses a fraud in the White House and they become disillusioned in a heartbeat, as in ‘I almost got killed FOR THIS?’ It is very sad when reality creeps in. The sad part is that we’re losing more than 22 a day from suicides and will continue to do so until the tide is changed, and it all depends whether we can get Biden-Harris in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary or not.”
“I say not.”
“And I say you’re right; I say we don’t have the honor to throw election crooks in jail; we lack the integrity to remove the double standard; and we don’t have the maturity as a nation to follow our own laws. For the proof of the pudding look no farther than our southern border; Hillary Clinton not even brought to justice for her illegal server; and LTC Terry Lakin’s Constitutional rights violated at his kangaroo Court Martial.”
“I do believe you’re right, Madam Shylock, and that’ll bring us to the end of our program; thank you for watching and we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“I Told You So” (3:38)