by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Let me start the program by thanking all of our supporters who stood by us all the way back when our studio burnt to the ground, through the radio (thanks to the General who graciously opened up his home and the use of his shortwave set) program, to the here-and-now, even though we’re only on the air at 3:00 in the morning, which leads us to the ‘Extra Special Thank You’ to Sharon Rondeau of The Post & Email for posting the transcripts of the show.”
“Today’s guest is a retired electrical engineer from a well-known power company in Florida, Mr. Clyde Horse.”
“Excuse me, Professor, but that’s not my name. My name is Cindy Horse.”
“Oh, sorry, and you can call me ‘Zork.’ Before the show you said that Fascism has arrived; would you mind explaining that statement in full for our viewers?”
“Not at all, as long as you promise not to reveal my name. You see, we’re not talking billions anymore, or even trillions. We’re talking total control, but instead of using fear and intimidation tactics as the Muslims do, we use food, as in if you give us a hard time, we’ll starve you to death.”
“Okay, I get it: they’re serious about protecting their turf. Now, how about starting from the beginning, a little history lesson, if you will.”
“I’ll try my best, Zork. It all started with convincing people to get wired so they have, to start, electric lights so they could trash the kerosene and pay the electric company for the convenience. Once manufacturers realized that people are willing to pay for convenience, the dam burst and now we have Mixmasters and vacuums and heat and A/C and it never ends, does it?”
“Apparently not.”
“So the architects jumped on board and started to design buildings that ignored the sun and the direction of prevailing winds; no more porches and balconies; no more southern exposure; no more cross-ventilation. Heck, we had electricity, so who cared about intelligent designing, like building a stick-frame house instead of a concrete block one on a barrier island? And then the sky fell.”
“What do you mean?”
“The sky actually fell in the guise of acid rain, which was first noticed in Norway when their pristine mountain lakes had nothing but dead fish. And when Santa’s reindeer started dying off, that was the last straw. So they decided to blame cars for burning leaded gasoline.”
“Did that stop acid rain?”
“No, you see, the biggest polluters were the big mining companies in Montana and other out-of-the-way places, and power companies, such as the one I worked for. They went to the government and said, ‘Give us money (subsidies) for wind generators and we’ll sell the power to our customers.’”
“Wait, you mean that the customer paid for the wind turbines and then paid the electric company for the electricity that they already paid for?”
“And that’s called Fascism. Now let’s jump in time to the here-and-now with these electric trucks, buses and cars. No matter where the batteries are charged, all the electricity comes from one place: the power company, which means that, as far as the environment is concerned, it is a NET ZERO, meaning that it’s an even trade-off: home or the office, same difference.”
“Try explaining that again.”
“Okay, the United States of America is no longer a Republic, but rather, a Third-World Socialist Cesspool where the big companies will have control over every aspect of a person’s life. The Biden-Harris ticket is gnawing away at our Constitution minute by minute; why, even now, our Supreme Court is now just another department of the government; another joke, to tell the truth.”
“Excuse me, but you’re getting off-subject. The topic is the electric car farce, remember?”
“Yes, of course, please excuse me. When the power company employed me I made a suggestion that got me my early retirement. I suggested that every address have at least one stationary exercise bike.”
“Oh, so you’re into fitness? Wait, we need to break for a commercial.”
“We’ll Sing in the Sunshine” (2:59)
“We’re back. We were discussing fitness, is that right?”
“No, not really, that’s just a by-product of my suggestion. No, these exercise bikes would use, as the resistance mechanism, a generator, which would either charge batteries or be connected to the power grid. Imagine how much electricity would be produced by a million people on the bike an hour a day. Now, then, multiply that number by ten, twenty, fifty times.”
“I see where you’re coming from; so they gave you early retirement?”
“Kicked me out the door that very same day, after working there for over twenty years.”
“So they obviously didn’t like your suggestion. Why do you think that is?”
“I think that they don’t want people to think for themselves; don’t want people to be as independent as possible. Maybe people will start to realize that they’re not as dependent on the power companies as they thought they were. Back in 2012 there was this presidential candidate who defined it all thusly: ‘FREEDOM IS THE ABSENCE OF DEPENDENCY.’
“That’s very good. Not of hint of big government there. Get back to the electric cars, please.”
“Sure. You see, this all-electric car thing is nothing but a scam put together by people who see an opening for control, so much control that they make a lot of money. Matter of fact, they want the power companies to have complete control.”
“They’re called monopolies.”
“Precisely. And the Harris of the Biden-Harris tag-team is being used as the mouthpiece for the scam. I say the word ‘scam’ because the whole ploy isn’t necessary, isn’t needed and isn’t wanted. All-electric is just an excuse for a few to make a lot of money.”
“So it’s all about money?”
“That’s it. The whole electric car/saving-the-world scam is all about money and absolutely nothing about saving the world. It’s the same mindset as the mask and the Chinese flu: it’s all made-up hogwash; horse-hockey; and Hippo oil.”
“Well, that’s good to know, except the part about the USA being a Third-World country.”
“Which is why only people from Third-World countries want to come to our land, by the way. They come here to keep their own language and customs, never assimilating into mainstream America, and game the system as professionally as those who have lived in our housing projects for decades.”
“And I’m afraid we’ve run out of time and so we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Roxanne” (2:00)
the devildemocommiecrats are ramping up their seizure of the nation and will soon abolish the Constitution and establish the dictatorship they lust for so strongly!!!!!!!!!!
Wish you were wrong, Bob, but unless something changes for the better really soon, your predictions will be right on target. If I were Israel, I would not look to the United States for any help come the war with Iran. Our Joint Chiefs of Staff, in their infinite wisdom, has allowed Muslims to be in our military for the last 20+ years and if anyone expects a Muslim to side with Israel against Iran, well, then that would be just another definition of stupidity, wouldn’t it?
Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky