by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Feb. 7, 2021) — “Ly O Lay Ale Loya” (4:06)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to the many positive comments when the last time our General was on, we asked him to return and he graciously acquiesced. Welcome back, General, and I see you’ve brought your chalkboard on wheels.”

“Glad to be back, professor. Now, as far as my visual aid, my motto is, Don’t leave home without it.’ Now that we’ve exhausted that subject, let’s move on to the real problem at hand: the fraud that is masquerading as our president and the total embarrassment who pawns herself as the VP.”

“Let’s do. So, care to break it down for us?”

“Be glad to. Now, if you don’t mind, I’ll draw as I talk. This is a map of Afghanistan. I’ll write the word ‘Russia’ over here. Now I’ll draw a picture of a flower and you tell me what kind of flower.”

“I’d say it’s a Poppy.”

“And you say right. So, we have a formula: Afghanistan + Poppy + Russia = MONEY. Now, that was yesterday, okay?”

“Yesterday; okay.”

“Now, today, the formula reads: Afghanistan + Poppy + USA = MONEY. Get it?”

“I’d say pretty darn obvious. So the stories that our troops bring back are true, about old men and little boys and the maps that have whole sections of the country marked-off as FORBIDDEN FLY ZONE, because of the Poppy fields. Right?”

“Yes, they’re true, but that’s not the only way the money trail works. Just as in Vietnam, government contracts – and drugs – are what the Pentagon is fighting about. Forget the excuse of Communism and Islamic Terror; that’s all for sound bytes for the Fake News, to brainwash us, the Proletariat.”

“The Proletariat?”

“Yes, ‘We the People,’ we who believe that we have a two-party system. In reality, we have a one-party system of government, ever since the day they murdered JFK. That’s the day that the Pentagon, aka JCS, took over; remember that.”

“Yes, which is why a lot of our Veterans say their biggest enemy in Vietnam wasn’t the NVA; it was our own government’s ROE’s.”

“As it is now, I’m sorry to say. Look, we’re in dire straits. We have a politically-corrupt government AND a politically corrupt military lying through their teet and, what’s worse, they expect us to buy what they’re selling, which is nothing more than a rusted-out piece of junk that doesn’t run no matter how much money you dump into it; isn’t worth the effort because after trillions and trillions, all you end-up with is a Yugo that sits on the side of the highway while the rest of civilization whizzes by.”

“The definition of Socialism: watching the rest of the world whiz by. What do you think of the chances any vaccines would have been invented in a Communist country, General?”

“Absolutely none, which is why they spy on us: they lack the initiative to think outside the box, so they end up like thieves, lowlife liars like Biden-Harris. We know it; they know it and we know that they know we know, but they don’t care and the ones that should care, our Joint Chiefs of Staff, don’t.”

“Sad. Let’s take a quick break and listen to this commercial.”

Eternal Father Strong to Save” (2:08)

“Sad AND totally counterproductive. Think of the Biden-Harris fraud as treading water: you don’t get anywhere; just tired.”

“Sad again.”

“The thing about it is that it’s such a waste, a waste of lives and resources, and for what? Nothing, nothing except lies and going backwards: more Food Stamps, unemployment, broken families and broken lives. Look, if the people wanted backwardness, they would’ve voted the Biden-Harris ticket, but they didn’t, now, did they?”

“The proof, as they say, is in the pudding. The election fraud is a statement of fact. The solution is quite obvious and it’s really too bad, but if that’s how the cookie crumbles, so be it. There are ten times more Constitutionalists than traitors: end of story.”

“And the Joint Chiefs of Staff?”

“Old news or, as Rook Dunkin would say: ‘Let them slowly twist in the wind. Amen.’ Because it is they who are they real traitors: Biden-Harris are just pawns being used by every faction that can gain advantage of a headless country.”

“You paint a very dismal picture, General.”

“The writings on this chalkboard cannot be erased; the truth shall always overcome: just look at what happened to Benito Mussolini.”

“Apt analogy. And on that note we’ll be signing off. Goodnight.

“Good editorial, General. Burger time: my treat.”

[There’s a rumor that there’s a beneficial donor who is willing to open his television studio at an odd hour, like 3 in the morning, for Pulse to resume broadcasting. We will keep The P&E readers informed of any and all updates as they come in.]  

Navy Hymn” (2:15)

Professor (Trash the mask and send the kids back to school) Zorkophsky

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