by OPOVV, ©2021
(Jan. 28, 2021) — “The Story of Life” (2:32)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. If we were back on TV, you would be seeing us on our corner watching the General pushing his chalkboard down the sidewalk. Hey, General, where’re you going with your chalkboard on wheels?”
“Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher, but it’s Roving Reporter (RR); what happened, see your shadow? Besides, you’re out of uniform.”
“Hey, General, and a good day to you, too. Let’s just say that I was indisposed for a while. Now, as for the uniform, I’m O-U-T, remember?”
“Nonsense: the Oath is forever. Did you complete your 96 Count exercise this morning?”
“I’m sure I’ll get around to it, General.”
“See that you do. Did I mention that you’re out of uniform?”
“I’ll have to check my notes later. You know that there’s a likelihood we’ll be in The P&E? Anyway, where are you off to with your chalkboard?”
“I’m off to a Veteran get together where we’ll discuss birth control methods.”
“You’re kidding.”
“I am not kidding. These Veterans have served around the world and seen the slums (aka landfills and garbage dumps), the direct result of the vast demarcation of the haves and the have-nots; the rich and the poor; the educated and the ignorant, so they want to do something about it.”
“Okay, so what’s your input consist of?”
“See the graph with the pretty colored chalk? Now the wonderful magenta lines represent the middle class. Now look at these nice other lines; they represent the lower classes, the bus riders, the believers in Socialism, the gullible, the stupids, Dems, Hillary criers, Biden lovers of corruption; the supporters of live-birth abortions, the anti-Christians, and the lovers of Mike Pence.”
“Please excuse us while we take a quick break.”
“24 String Bass Solo” (3:00)
“And we’re back. You don’t miss a trick, do you, General?”
“In the whole scheme of things, Generals usually get it right most of the time, I’ll have you know.”
“You sound like a Point man.”
“Class of ’67.”
“So what is the speech about?”
“Simple: how do we spread the word that humans must tone it down a notch or two? It has been suggested that governments could pay males a thousand dollars for free vasectomies.”
“At least it’s a start. What’s on the flip side of your blackboard?”
“Here, I’ll show you. See? It’s all the voter fraud facts and all the judges who turned their backs on America, like you don’t rule in favor of fraud unless, of course, you’re part of it.”
“Are you talking Deep State?”
“I guess, I mean, I was really talking Swamp.”
“What are these wiggly lines around the edges?”
“Oh, those? Just my idea of what they really look like after removing their disguises. See this one with the two heads and the knife in its claw? That’s Mike Pence, one of the enemy, forevermore, henceforth known as the ultimate backstabber of the American people, John Wilkes Booth circa 2021.”
“Who are the other drawings of?”
“Well, there’s Pelosi and Schumer, of course, and Romney and Swalwell, four who are seen wallowing in the smelly muck, just where Biden-Harris live, where all the liars and cheats live.”
“And then these — what are they, crabs? Who do they represent?”
“Cops (including FBI) who blindly follow the orders of their Democratic Socialist mayors and governors, members of the Fake Press, more judges, and the bureaucrats who didn’t support Trump 100%.”
“I guess you don’t think much of Biden.”
“Let me put it to you this way: if you knew your brother was a cheat, or your uncle, or maybe a next-door neighbor, would you trust them, respect them or honor them? Of course not. Fast-forward to the right now. We all know Biden-Harris are liars and cheats so I ask you this: who in the heck respects Biden? Who in our country respects a fraud, a liar? Who?”
“So it’s the old ‘honor among thieves?’”
“The original oxymoron: there is no honor, only cheating and backstabbing: Biden, once a lowlife cheat, always a lowlife cheat.”
“I like it, General, and good luck with your talk.”
“Thank you, Roving; take care of that uniform. Dismissed.”
“You got it, General. A reminder about masks: it has nothing to do with the physical as much as it has to with the mental. Wear the mask and Baa Baa like a sheep. They call it ‘Chinese Mind Control.’ One more thing: we all know that Biden and Harris are two really despicable people that deserve no respect whatsoever, so if you ever happen to see them, at least turn your back to them. He is not our president; we actually don’t have a president and if I were back in the military I sure as heck wouldn’t take any orders from the lying fraud that Biden is*. In short, anyone who gushes over Biden-Harris is just as morally corrupt as they are. That’ll do it and so I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*lying fraud that Biden is: come on, now; the evidence is way beyond overwhelming and if I were in the military now, well, let me just say that LTC Terry Lakin would be my Geronimo.]
“Escape (The Pina Colada Song)” (4:36)
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