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by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020

Image: LoggaWiggler, Pixabay, License

(Sep. 1, 2020) —  “Clair de Lune” (5:23)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Isn’t it ironic that the very people who say they are anti-fascist are the real honest-to-goodness dyed-in-the-wool fascists? It would be funny if it weren’t for the destruction; it would be absolutely hilarious if it weren’t for the deaths; and it would be roll-on-the-ground-laughing if it weren’t for the desecration of Old Glory, the flag that still unites us, some while waving in air, others while it’s smoldering on the ground, in ashes and embers, a harbinger for things to come.

“Hello, I’m your neighborhood shrink, friendly advisor, and wise counselor here to advise the lost, the forlorn, and those one can short of a six-pack. You know who you are: the ready-to-fly-off-the-handle at a moment’s notice, the forever-wishing winning the Irish Sweepstakes, a condition known to psychiatrists the world over from the beginning of time: greed. My name is Professor Zorkophsky, known to my friends as ‘Zork,’ but if you’re one of those believers in ‘Hands up, don’t shoot,’ I’m anything but your friend: I’m the one to sign you into the nut house so you can attempt to talk your way out with your one-sided, limited education; your sophomoric world view; and you’re just about wrong about everything worth believing in, fighting and dying for.

“And speaking of dying, in the history of the world there has not been one death attributed to a soldier dying for something as stupid as a cause that hasn’t worked, doesn’t work and will never work. They may die for something, but they sure as heck didn’t give-up their lives for no hope, no future and for worse-off tomorrows.

“Apparently the ‘peacefully duped protestors’ of today haven’t been paying attention to what’s been happening in Venezuela the last couple of years; in China and Cuba the last half-century; or in Germany in the last century. And let’s not overlook the millions Stalin and Pol Pot had slaughtered at the altar of Socialism, Communism, Despotism and in any and every form of government where fidelity is to the State and not to the family, the Golden Rule and just plain common sense.

“What we are dealing with is people who are not able to decipher facts and it is my job to explain to you why. From the start, they accepted a lie and then, even when presented with the truth, they persist in believing in the lie, so they are the ones who are hopeless and lost; the train has left the station and they’re not on it; the boat has come in but left and, there they are, standing on the dock waiting for yet another boat to come in and save them. I’m sorry they’re running around in circles, believing in ‘reparations’ or anything else where a person benefits through others’ work but none of their own: that’s called theft, practiced by the dumb among us. It is they who are The Shadow People, always on the fringe, continually on the outside, and forever on the wrong side of every issue they’ve ever been confronted with.

“Here’s two good examples: Hillary and Benghazi, Trump and the Russians. Some people believe that Hillary’s total disregard for operational security and the in-your-face Huma Abedin, as her secretary, wasn’t responsible for the death of Ambassador Christopher Stevens and Seal Team Six, and that Trump, even though scrutinized by every espionage agency in the world, came up clean as a whistle. People still believe in the Russian hoax, you know: those who lost it and, from the looks of things, looks like they’ll never make it back to the real world where people like us live in reality while people like them live in the shadows, in some sort of make-believe world where the truth is a lie and lies are what they live by.

Pol Pot was dictator of Cambodia from 1975 to 1979, during which 21% of the population died as a result of executions and malnutrition.  Photo:  Romanian Communism Online Photo Collection

“Anyway, that’s the way it is: the BLMs of the world are the losers, the repeaters of all the past wrongs of the Adolf Hitlers and Joseph Stalins, the Chairman Maos and the Pol Pots, the Fidel Castros and the Nicolás Maduros. So, to put it in today’s parlance, a vote for Biden is a vote for the predictable results of the past: inflation followed by crime followed by devastation on a scale so vast as to boggle the mind. Eat-your-dog times; the total breakdown of food production and delivery; scurvy followed by dysentery and worms. Dogs and cats die of worms; people, too.

“Now as far as the world’s stage goes, the United States is the jewel fought over by Muslims and the CCP, and as far as Biden goes, both sides have already bought him. If Biden is elected, Israel will be thrown under the bus, Iran will go nuclear and Pakistan will be itching to go to war with India. Goodnight.

“Another great broadcast, General, and thank you for letting ‘Pulse’ use your shortwave set. Burger time: my treat.”

YMCA” (4:46)

Professor Zorkophsky

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