by OPOVV, ©2019

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(Nov. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for truth and the American way. My name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re here in the studio to interview a well-known Democratic strategist who requested that we hide her behind a screen and disguise her voice, which we have done, so let’s get started.

“Now, Mary Jane, you said, ‘So goes California, so goes the nation.’  Is that true?”

“Yes, I said that. We believe that people have the right to bother other people.”

“So what do you think is better: people that have jobs vs. those that don’t.”


“People on Welfare or off?”


“I see. You support giving our guest workers priority over any of our homeless Veterans; is that right?”

“Our Veterans have an unequal advantage over those who don’t speak our language, so there. And please don’t debase our ‘guests’ by making them work.”

“The Dart Fish or our fellow citizens defecating on the sidewalks of San Francisco?”

“We’re on the side of the sidewalks; if you’re against sidewalks and storm drains, you’re a racist.”

“What about the oysters in San Francisco Bay?”

“I have it on good authority that our oysters are Democrat and would rather be dead than vote for Trump.”

“So San Francisco oysters vote? How do they do that?”

“We register our oysters, I’m proud to say. After all, they were born and raised right here in the good ‘ole USA; they live in the San Francisco zip code and we give them names from the tombstones of Californians.”

“But they can’t speak or understand English; they don’t go to school. Gee whiz, they aren’t even human.”

“What difference does that make? They vote by absentee ballot. Is a vote by an oyster any less counted than from a registered voter? Of course not, so there.”

“I’m not getting something here, or you’re not; besides, it’s against the law to falsify a voter registration.”

“Big deal. Remember Eric Holder and his ‘my people’? A vote is counted, okay? You with me?”

“Sure, a vote is counted as one vote.”

“And an illegal vote is also counted; matter-of-fact – as far as the counter knows — an illegal vote is counted the same as a legal vote.”

“Why is that?”

“Because without voter ID, ALL votes operate exactly the same way. A legal vote acts the same as an illegal vote, so a vote by an oyster is the same as your vote. Voter ID is the key; without it, even an oyster can’t vote.”

“But how does that prevent a bogus absentee ballot?”

“Look; you still have to register to be able to vote: you must register it in person with proof of citizenship. If you’re overseas you register at an embassy.”

“So Obama wouldn’t be able to vote, is that right?”

“He did what he was supposed to do: give Iran millions and import millions of Muslims, most from Somalia: end of story.”

”So more people will be on Welfare and Food Stamps; more homeless; more jobless; more pay-offs and corruption; more of Hillary’s ‘pay-for-play.’ Is that what you want; is that what being a Democrat is all about?”

“And we kill the newly-born. It’s a new world; get used to it. A Veteran is a domestic terrorist; this ain’t America no more, or won’t be.”

“Gee whiz, it was awfully nice talking with you, Mary Jane, but we’ve run out of time.”

“If you don’t like it, mandate voter ID.”

“I didn’t know oysters voted, or pretended to. The runoff from the sidewalks of San Francisco goes directly into the bay, doesn’t it, making it one big septic tank. Golly, but it really must smell when the wind is right, or when the wind is wrong, I guess I should say. Oysters can’t survive in polluted waters, by the way.

“And as long as I’m the subject, every city that allows vagrants to run rampant must be having an ecological nightmare that’s not being reported. I believe the whole stupidity started when the mayors of the cities allowed the Occupiers to violate ordinances for overnight parking and camping. The mayors ordered the police chiefs to look the other way and they in turn instructed the police to ignore the laws on the books, and our society just became a magnitude less safe because of it.

“Think, for a moment, that you’re a policeman for a day in one of our cities that allows the vagrancy laws to be ignored and, to make it worse, it’s a sanctuary city. How enthused do you think you would be to respond to any kind of emergency? And even if you do arrest anybody – maybe an MS-13 gangbanger – the judge will let them out the back door, free as a bird, before ICE arrives so they can be deported, only to return as a boomerang.

“By the way, I’m still waiting for an Angel Mom or, for that matter, the American flag being on the same stage as a Democrat candidate. You know, President Trump is very proud of his trade treaty with Mexico, but the caveat is that if any illegal Mexican commits a capital crime, we won’t execute them, only deport them. Thanks for being on the show, Mary Jane. Okay, now I can say goodnight: Goodnight.”

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

The Wanderer” (2:48)


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