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by OPOVV, ©2019

By United States Congress – Official Congressional Facebook page, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=77367146

(Aug. 20, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your respite from channel-surfing or browsing through the Net. Hello, my name is Roving, and I’ll be your host as we interview Professor Zorkophsky on his latest bestseller, ‘You Say You Will, But You Don’t.’ Hello, Professor; before we start on your book, I’d like to get your take on the two members of Congress who made fools of themselves and shamed the United States when they attempted to enter a country that they are working on destroying.”

“Okay, we’ll discuss my book later. Now about these Omar and Tlaib characters, what are they, out of central casting? What a joke, don’t you think? What kind of acting class did they attend? I’ll tell you: Islam’s ‘The School of Mayhem, Terror and Hate’ whose textbook is the Quran. Need I elaborate? And, by the way, Roving, please address me as ‘Zork’ as long as we’re in my relaxing office. Want to see the latest addition?”

“I think it’s the reason why people watch us, to see what your latest addition is.”

“That’s nice, as long as they buy the book; this stuff isn’t cheap. Here, behind this door is the latest addition: a research lab that is tied directly with the top-of-the-line labs in Israel that are on the hunt to cure cancer and discover vaccines for whatever is out there.”

“Like the common cold?”

“You’re a funny guy, Roving, anybody ever tell you that? Let’s start hawking my book, what do you say?”

“Very well, but I’d have thought you would have said a little bit more about the Muslims making an excuse for the mainstream media in taking the bait.”

“Okay; have it your way. When Rodger Goodell didn’t fire Colin Kaepernick, he left the doors open for NFL fans to leave the sport, and when Nancy Pelosi didn’t censure the two Muslim representatives, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib, she left the doors open for Islamic propaganda taking center stage in the mainstream media, hence stunts like those two visiting Israel was to put Israel on the defensive when, in fact, it highlighted Muslims’ hatred for the Jews, Christians, Israel and America. And, as a bonus, in Omar and Tlaib’s point of view, it highlighted their total opposition to our First Amendment. Does that about cover it?”

“Yes, thank you. Now, about your book.”

“You know, don’t you, that every American president since 1949 said that they would have our embassy moved to Jerusalem and only one American president did it: end of story. Now, about my book.”

“Where are you going? Oh, is this the lab? Impressive. Why, there must be 50 white smocks I see; that’s some payroll. Look, I know you make a lot of money from your books, movies and speeches, but your payroll must be enormous.”

“And it is and I’ll tell you how I did it: I got 50 of the brightest students working on their Master’s degrees in various disciplines, not only here, at our own university, but also from colleges and universities in Israel and submitted the usual forms to our government and got the grant, thank you very much.”

“Now, about the book?”

“It’s a good book. Buy it. Now, you know that our Muslim representatives in Congress applaud suicide bombings? That they agree with Hamas’s slogan, ‘No Jew between me and the sea’?  That they want to trash the Constitution and replace it with Sharia Law, the law of the Quran? Tlaib and Omar showed the world that the government of the United States allows Muslims; gave a clear message to the world that Islam is stronger than Christianity, that Muslims are more powerful than Christians and Jews, and that violence is more permanent than peace.”

“Don’t you want to talk about your book?”

“Okay, let me give it to you in a nutshell: if a person says that they are going to do something, don’t talk about it; do it. I cite two examples. The first is a guy saying he’s going to leave his wife because she’s cheating on him. Well, don’t talk it to death: do it. I know of a guy who had a cheating wife in San Diego and he told his wife that in two weeks he’d be all packed-up and would be leaving her and her adultery. And he did.

“The second example I cite is that of druggies always saying that they’ll ‘get straight soon,’ but ‘soon’ to them is the word ‘eternity’ to us on steroids. And that’s it in a nutshell. Want to go on one of my rides? The bobsled run is now open; come on, we’ll make a test run. But I want to say one more thing: plastic, and plastic water bottles in particular, are not the problem; it’s a people problem in that it’s a disposal problem. If everybody would dispose of their trash in the proper receptacles, there wouldn’t be any problem, now, would there?”

“You got us there, Zork. Look, give me a sec to sign off and we’ll make that test run. Well, it’s that time when I wish you all, on behalf of the crew and Zork here, a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show, but we didn’t hear much about the book. Okay, let’s do that bobsled run and then grab some burgers: my treat.”

[So here’s the message the USA just gave the world: Muslims are okay in our country and in our government, even though we the people don’t want even one Muslim in our country. Let them kill each other in their own countries, okay?]

You’re Sixteen” (2:01)


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