by OPOVV, ©2019
(Feb. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Back to Basics,’ a Community Service that we provide here at ‘Pulse of the Nation’ for those less fortunate not to have been exposed to, well, the basics in education. Hello, my name is Roving and we’re back with Professor Zorkophsky here to explain it all.”
“Hello, Roving and viewing audience, welcome to my humble office here at the university. Please excuse the mess while the workmen put the finishing touches on the bowling lane. And, please, Roving, feel free to address me as ‘Zork.’ And now to answer your question: what are the basics?”
“Bowling lane? How you manage that?”
“Easy: I installed an outside door on the outside wall and the door that used to go to the hall now goes to the personal bowling alley.”
“You commandeered the hallway?”
“Well, now, I did donate a sizeable chunk to the university’s endowment fund. Now, getting back to how it all came about…”
“Excuse me for interrupting, but what came about?”
“Listen: there came a time in our Republic’s life that some of the politicians that the people elected were as dumb as the people who elected them, hence the dire need for a crash course on what works and what doesn’t.”
“You telling me? The first books were coloring books, then paint-by-numbers, but they didn’t last long because of all the complaints from Housekeeping.”
“Maybe the Navy wanted a new submarine so the Pentagon would send over coloring books that required lots of blue, understand? Blue for the water and sky, okay? So maybe the carpet in a senator’s office is beige; do you know how hard it is to get blue crayon or paint out of a beige carpet? So there were lots of complaints from Housekeeping because they were spending too much time cleaning carpets and not enough time lounging around like all the other government employees do.”
“Anyway, this ‘Back to Basics’ is a crash course on what the rest of us know but, quite obviously, some don’t or have been corrupted beyond redemption.”
“You mean like Andrew Weissmann and Paul Ryan?”
“Yes; anyway, there’s a lot of stupid people in our nation’s capital, people who, if they were on the real field of battle, would be prime targets to get fragged.”
“And to top it off they’re either reelected or not fired: either way, we end up with the dregs of society running the show.”
“So it’s like the patients are in charge of the asylum? Wait; before you answer let’s get this commercial out of the way.”
“What’s Up” (4:58)
“Okay; we’re back: take it away, Zork.”
“So the dregs are running the show: too bad for us. Anyway, ‘Back to Basics’ has us all in a bind, and none more so than Trump not releasing the documents. Oh, sorry to cut the interview short, but I’ve got to toss a few balls for testing purposes; care to join me?”
“Sounds like a plan, but first I’d like to say a few words. Walls work, just as money does. A rock or any other inanimate object does not posses the ability to moralize, as in money cannot be evil but money can be used for evil. Which makes Nancy Pelosi wrong on all counts, doesn’t it?
“It’s a hard job navigating when the stars are in motion, and if you ever find yourself in dangerous waters, without the proper information, the end may very well be in jeopardy. It’s only when a sailor is safely ashore can he relax by not keeping an ear open to the klaxon announcing General Quarters or to the Collision Alarm. It’s a well-known fact that illegal immigrants have been murdering our fellow citizens and, even though a new NAFTA Treaty was agreed to, we still can’t execute illegal immigrants who are pedophiles, rapists and murderers. Some treaty, don’t you think? Certainly not in our favor.
“And one last item: if Nancy Pelosi and all the other lame-brain nitwits read their history, they’d know that the walls of Troy withstood the siege for almost a decade until they were breached through deception. Makes one wonder about the end game of the Democrats, doesn’t it?
“And now it’s time I say, on behalf of the crew, a goodnight to one and all: Goodnight.
“Good show. Tell you what, Zork, it’s burger time: my treat.”
“Master Jack” (2:43)
Sharon Rondeau has operated The Post & Email since April 2010, focusing on the Obama birth certificate investigation and other government corruption news. She has reported prolifically on constitutional violations within Tennessee’s prison and judicial systems.