“EVERY AMERICAN VALUE WE HOLD DEAR”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Nov. 6, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another installment of exciting shows, of which we’ve had our fair share. That’s right, you’re watching ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show when, if we’re wrong, we’ll tell you as soon as we can; isn’t that right? My producer says she’d like to think so. Fair enough. I’m Roving, as in (RR), and I’ll be your host who interviews our neighbors prior to boarding the train into the big city. Excuse me, sir, what you got there? I saw you handing these out the other day. May I see one?”
“Of course, Mr. Roving. I’ve been hanging around just for the expressed purpose of being on your show. Name is Tim and I’m a Democratic operative, which means I hand out exciting information. Here; have one.”
“Maybe thanks, and then again maybe not. Let’s see what we have here:
ACHTUNG!
Less taxes means we take home more money for ourselves, which means less money for retired government employees who, 90% of them, wouldn’t know what “work” is if it bit them on the foot.
More jobs means less Welfare and Food Stamps, which means less voters dependent upon the government for subsistence.
Voting Republican means that the inner city high school students may actually learn how to read, write and speak English and wouldn’t rely on the government to keep them on the plantation.
Backing Trump would mean that there wouldn’t be any more Angel Moms around to remind us what a total failure Obama, Hillary, Pocahontas and all the other losers are.
“Pretty good, don’t you think? The rumor is that Hillary wrote most of it all by herself. We’re all mighty proud of it; I guess that goes without saying. Look, it’s been nice being with you but I’ve got to hand these out.”
“Go for it. Seems like it’s making points for the Republicans, doesn’t it? Let’s break for a commercial.”
“Red River Valley” (3:37)
“Okay, who’s next? Hello, so what’s your name and your main bug?”
“My name is Sandy and my main bugs are the liars in the mainstream media.”
“Liars?”
“Well, maybe not so much liars as our understanding of their future. It’s like this: with the Democrats in charge there’ll be no Star Spangled Banner as our National Anthem; no Pledge of Allegiance*; Christianity will be driven underground and CAIR will continue to operate OPENLY in our country. The Madison Avenue crowd will continue to push the same ads as when Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Obama, usurped the White House, ads that are geared to produce a manipulative mindset.”
“What mindset?”
“A positive attitude towards Affirmative Action and the lie that Islam is a religion of peace that treats women like human beings instead of something along the lines of fleas.”
“Did you say ‘fleas’?”
“I did, and pay attention, something that most people can’t seem to do. Ever hear of rape gangs? It’s a Muslim thing where they rape because women in civilized countries ask for it; besides, it’s allowed in the Quran, according to the Muslim point of view, which no one seems to have the guts to disagree with. I’m sure all of your viewers are familiar with the rape gangs in Europe: whenever there is a large population of Muslims in a civilized country the rape and murder of non-Muslim women is, if not openly allowed, at least tolerated to keep the Muslim community assured that ‘they are respected.’”
“No way: ‘respected?’ You’ve got to be kidding.”
“You’d think so, but just look at what the so-called ‘migrants’ have done to England and the rest of Europe; don’t take my word for it. The phrase ‘Muslim rape gangs’ will soon be heard in America real soon. You know what? Americans don’t respect women any more than Muslims do: you know what will happen yet you still allow Muslims to enter our country, so don’t cry and whine when your wife and daughter get it, just as what’s been happening with the other so-called migrants; the ones from south of the border.”
“This your train?”
“It is, and one last word: either you people get it together or the hope for the world will be no more. This Jew-bashing is just the tip of the iceberg. Fair warning but you haven’t listened up to now so why should I expect you to listen now?”
“That seems a little harsh.”
“You catch an illegal migrant child molester and deport him to Mexico only to allow him to come back and do it all over again. What would our politicians say if it happened to them? Bye.”
“Wait; where can we run to?”
“Don’t you get it? We’re cornered and we’re not fighting back. You see Sessions replaced? Hillary in jail? That scum in Gitmo executed? Get real.”
“And off she goes and off we go and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“So this election is about, well, just about every American value we hold dear, isn’t it? Burger time: my treat.”
[*Pledge of Allegiance: not allowed under Muslim law: erase ‘justice for all’: women aren’t included.]
“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” (3:10)