“MANIPULATED BY OPPOSING FORCES”
by OPOVV, ©2018
(Apr. 25, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place where we get to find out what’s bugging our neighbors these days: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving and I’m standing under the awning on our favorite corner across the street from the railroad depot waylaying people in a hurry to catch the commuter train to the city. What do you say we take a commercial break while I catch my breath?”
“409” (2:00)
“And we’re back; excuse me, sir, care to answer a question for ‘Pulse,’ the show that’s watched by your neighbors?”
“How do you know that? You don’t know if my neighbors watch your show. You shouldn’t say things that may not be the straight skinny.”
“Let me guess: you were in the Navy.”
“Wow, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you just won some kind of prize. On the water or off, my whole life has been governed by the mechanical condition of the vehicles that I’ve owned. When my vehicle has been is great shape, my life has been really good. I once had a van that was in really bad shape; it had five retreads.”
“So your life was, what, flat?”
“Not funny. There’s one car I wish I‘d kept: my hot-rod. You know what’s funny? I still dream about that car. So what’s the question of the day?”
“The question of the day is: can the Left-Wing Loonies be any more obnoxious than they already are?”
“Yes, they can. Why, today they even knocked the First Lady, Melania, for doing such an outstanding job at the ceremonies welcoming the first lady and president of France. Unbelievable. You know what? It’s too darn bad that fools don’t even know they’re fools. And the fools don’t even know how lucky we all are to have Mr. & Mrs. Trump in the White House.”
“I agree with you.”
“I knew you would. Look no farther than Hollywood for some of the biggest fools in America.”
“You got that right. Besides making complete fools out of themselves when they have diarrhea of the mouth, some even strive for ‘posterity of the ignorant’ when they paint the pictures in their minds. And there’s my train. Bye.”
“See you. Time for another commercial; be right back.”
“Shut Down” (1:50)
“Excuse me, Miss, Roving here for ‘Pulse,’ the pleasant info-news show that’s so popular.”
“Popular for the nuts, I’d have to say. Whoever heard of a frog that talks? That was over-the-edge, Roving. I know you wanted to make the point that in order for us to survive, we all have to speak English, believe in a God Who doesn’t require us to kill everybody who doesn’t agree with us, and treat everyone with the same respect that we wish upon ourselves.”
“Okay, so maybe Henry was a hop too far.”
“So you’re admitting it was all fake?”
“No, I’m not admitting anything. Let me ask you this question: why do you think there’s been an information blackout about that Las Vegas shooting?”
“You asked as if that’s surprising to you. Bottom line: we can’t trust the government like we used to, now, can we? Look, all kinds of information was surfacing after 9-11, stuff like the lady who gave Tennessee drivers’ licenses to Muslims, the same ones who did bogus air-conditioning repairs of the middle floors of the Twin Towers just before 9-11, was murdered; or that FBI agent who brought up the fact that Muslims were taking flying lessons in Phoenix, AZ, but had no interest in ever landing an airplane; or the FBI allowing certain Arab families to leave America without being detained and questioned the day after 9-11.”
“From what I’m reading, the FBI was in on it.”
“Okay, Roving, let me ask you a question: I’ve been watching you for years; why, even the Talking Dog is smart enough to know that Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii, which is why Loretta Fuddy was murdered. Now, if those two figured out that Obama was a de facto president, don’t you think that the FBI could’ve figured it out, too?”
“For sure; they knew, even Bill Clinton knew; we all knew, yet Obama was not only on the ballot in 2008 but again in 2012. The petrol dollars were spent far and wide, weren’t they?”
“And still being spent today, which is why everyone isn’t 100% behind Trump. We have a bunch of dumb people being manipulated by opposing forces that have been at it for decades; for proof just look at the incompetence of the Teachers’ Union* and the continued support of the failure of Affirmative Action**. And let’s not forget using ignorant kids protesting the only thing that’s kept our Republic alive for a little more than 200 years: the Second Amendment.”
“Yes, that’s right; as the saying goes, ‘Without the Second you can’t keep the First,’ or something like that.”
“Something like that.”
“Look, I’m sorry to say that our time has expired and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Another great show, well, good show; decent show? So it was okay; burger time: my treat.”
[*Teachers’ Union: fact: graduating students from our big-city high schools have a hard time competing with other countries’ graduates.]
[**Affirmative Action: it has always been my belief, rather than lowering the standards, teach those who can’t pass the test to pass the test. The U.S. military is the great equalizer, truly a place where everyone is treated the same, especially when it comes to testing for promotion.]
[NOTE: The title, “The Left Treats Ignorance as a Virtue,” is a paraphrase of “Mr. Towns, you behave as if stupidity were a virtue,” a line from ‘The Flight of the Phoenix’ by Elleston Trevor.]
“Little GTO” (2:43)