“AN ATTACK FROM WITHIN”
by OPOVV, ©2017
(Feb. 15, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets you, the viewer, get the straight skinny from the source. Hello, I’m Roving Reporter and will be you host for tonight’s episode. A lot has been happening in the world so let’s get right down to it.
“From Africa it’s the usual: murdering pastors and Christians; burning churches and kidnapping girls, so we won’t be asking any questions about that place. We could go down the list of countries from that continent, and list atrocity after atrocity, but I ask you, what would be the point? It would be like rehashing yesterday’s news. We do feel bad about it, though, don’t we? But feeling bad doesn’t cut it, does it?”
“You asking me?”
“You’re on ‘Pulse,’ and I’m…”
“I know who you are; you’re the one who promised that talking dog, aren’t you? Well, I don’t see a dog. Where’s the dog?”
“On break. What about that General Flynn?”
“What about him? And what do you expect? He expressed his opinion very clearly about giving Iran the green light to build a nuclear device, didn’t he? And he sure as heck didn’t have anything nice to say about Hillary and Obama, did he? No, he upset the apple cart and they were out to get him, that’s all, but this spying on him is way wrong: the government spying on itself really concerns me. I could say a lot more but there’s my train. Bye.”
“As you can see, folks, we’re broadcasting from the train station because of inclement weather. Who’s next? What you holding there?”
“It’s a little pig. There’s an ‘Arnold Ziffel Look-Alike’ contest today, or don’t you follow what’s happening in our city?”
“What’s the pig’s name?”
“Mohammad.”
“That’s just great; now we’ll have a traffic jam outside our office building, right smack in the center of town, of Muslim taxi drivers protesting.”
“Right. They never heard of, ‘Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.’”
“No, and if they ever did they’re not buying into it. They’re thin-skinned and immature. Heck, they can’t help it; after all, they’re still stuck in the 1200’s, or earlier: the sun revolves around the earth; the earth is flat; there was nothing before Mohammad, which is why they destroy any artifact older than 1,400 years old. Really surprised the pyramids haven’t been leveled: do what they did to Palmyra: blow it all up. Disgusting.”
“No free pass.”
“Of course not. As you learn in Criminal Law 101: ‘Ignorance is not an excuse.’”
‘There’s my train. Wish us luck!”
“Saved by the train and good luck. And who do we have next? Hello, and you are?”
“I’m Miss Dane, and I’m a professor of sociology at the university. Unlike your deplorable and unredeemable viewers (who are nothing but racist bigots), I know that the Russians were responsible for Trump stealing, yes, stealing the election. I heard it on many television shows, and on ‘The View.’ This is what I teach my students: Hillary received more votes, by the way, so there.”
“Oh, my. You wouldn’t, by the way, have been born in Iowa, or maybe you’ve seen Iowa on a map? Look, ever hear of the millions of illegal immigrants being allowed to vote in California? Or just about everywhere else? And what about the Electoral College?”
“The Russians! It was the Russians!”
“Let me ask you a question: If the Russians had a choice between Hillary and Trump, who do you think they could walk-over more easily?”
“You’re just like all the other racists and bigots, introducing facts into the argument. You’ve no right to quote facts and figures. We deal with feelings. We feel for the undocumented guest worker and Dreamers and all the others who haven’t acquired citizenship status.”
“Tell them to tell ICE they’re jihadists from Somalia and the Department of Homeland Security will give them citizenship, find them an apartment, give them cash, get them Food Stamps, and get them signed up for Social Security payments ASAP.
“Tell them the Planning and Zoning Board will bend over backwards to push the building permits through for a mega-mosque with acres of parking.
“Tell them to whine about any made-up ‘slight;’ give them hints on how to make up anti-Muslim stories that will get the Obots unglued and be sure to make the news, maybe even get them protests, maybe ever the coup de grace.”
“A riot.”
“Right on. And here comes a train; wouldn’t be yours by any chance, would it?”
“That’s the one. Bye.”
“Lucky us. And that’s it, folks, since we’ve run out of time. Thanks for watching and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, guys. About that Flynn guy, here’s my take on it: the ‘Swamp People’ just told Trump that they can get anyone at any time; that no one is beyond their reach. So what we’re going to be witnessing during the next couple of years is whether the Constitution can withstand an attack from within or will the New World Order/anti-Constitutionalists/Obots/pro-Socialists/pro-Sharia and Open Border contingent traitors be successful in overthrowing our government: that’s what’s at stake and make no mistake about it.
“People such as Pelosi and Schumer, McCain and Ryan are having their strings pulled and don’t even know it. If the principles and guidelines that our Founding Fathers relied on in 1776 are trampled on, then all the gains in individual freedoms will have been fought and died for naught. Tell that to the soldiers who stormed the beaches on D-Day, and all of the people who sacrificed, before and after June 6, 1944, fighting for the Constitution and Old Glory. That’s why we stand for the flag: the flag directly represents the Constitution: that ALL are equal under the law of our land.
“Hey, look who just showed up: the talking dog. Burger time: my treat.”