“WE CAN WIN IF WE’VE A MIND TO”
by OPOVV, ©2016
(Jun. 12, 2016) — “How. Mr. Roving is on assignment and Chief New Leaf – that would be me – will be your host for this evening’s edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re at the university about to interview the gentleman standing next to me, Professor Zorkophsky. It says here in my notes from Roving that you wish to be addressed as ‘Zork’ and that you are a psychology expert and the author of some best-selling books.”
“True! All true! You better take it all to the bank!”
“Oh, my, are you alright? Do we need to unwind a hair or two? Take some Prozac, maybe?”
“No. I am fine. It’s everyone else who is unhinged. I call Roving to explain and they send an Indian Chief! Surely the joke is on me. Why me, O Lord?”
“Explain what, if you don’t mind my asking?”
“Mind? No, I don’t mind. My name is Zork, Chief. Try again.”
“Zork, you mind telling our viewers why you suspect everyone is, as you say, ‘unhinged?’ By the way, is ‘unhinged’ a viable medical term, I mean, psychology-wise?”
“Yes and yes.”
“Yes? That’s it?”
“Yes. And that is it. I suppose you’d like me to elaborate, to help you ‘fill in the time between commercials?’ Very well.
“The medical term ‘unhinged’ has many meanings, even in the medical field, but the specific meaning in my field – psychology – is that the person can’t quite add it all up. I mean, the ‘door doesn’t quite close all of the way.’ Here’s another one: ‘The door locks but if you push it open on the hinged side it’ll open.’ One more: ‘An unhinged door is about to fall flat on its face.’ There are many more.”
“I didn’t know doors had a ‘face.’”
“No, you stupid! Door no have ‘face;’ people have ‘face.’ But we’re not talking about make-believe doors with no hinges: we’re discussing people who fail to decipher facts or, to put it more bluntly: cause and affect.”
“’Cause and affect? You mean like if I touch my hand to the flame I’ll get burned?”
“Or if you’re a Christian, an Infidel, or an American, the chances of your getting murdered in, say, Syria and Libya is 100%. It’s 99% in Bangladesh; 93% in Egypt and, now pay total attention: wherever there is a Muslim presence there’s a certain chance that premeditated murder – to an unbeliever or to a woman — will occur.
“Listen: after thousands of years of observation we humans know precisely when there’ll be a full moon. Let’s consider that a ‘fact.’ Here’s another one, another ‘fact’: after more than a thousand years there’s a distinct group of people who murder Jews and Christians for sport. If they can’t find any likely victims they turn on themselves and murder women for sport, but they don’t call murdering women ‘sport.’ No, they made up a different term: ‘honor killing,’ as if there’s any honor in premeditated murder.
“You want to know why Muslims hate Jesus so much? It’s because Jesus said, ‘He who is without sin cast the first stone at her,’ that’s why. You see, Jesus knew that we’ve all sinned or made at least one mistake in our lives, most likely more than one. And if people were really totally honest, there would be no stones picked up, let alone gathered.”
“Okay, I understand that. So where does the ‘unhinged’ part enter the picture?”
“Remember about the moon, as fact? Think beheadings for 1,400 years, again, as fact. And then look at Syria, and then Germany and London and then look at the USA. And then try to extrapolate cause and effect; cause being a majority of Muslims affecting the murder rate of Jews, Christians, Americans and women, especially American women who don’t wear hijabs or burqas and wear a bikini when they go to the beach.”
“So what’s the problem? If Muslims want to act like complete idiots, why not let them?”
“The problem with that attitude is that, sooner or later, the problem will be right at your front door, and then you’ll really have to deal with it. See, nobody cared or gave a hoot about women being beaten, disfigured or murdered in Muslim countries because it didn’t affect them. Hey, that’s what Muslim men do, right?
“And now the downside: when Muslim men go someplace else, like to Germany, London or the USA, they act exactly the way they acted from wherever they came from, right?”
“Yes, that is true. Reminds me of that television station guy who wanted to show how peace-loving Muslims really are. His wife wanted to divorce him so he beheaded her. But in his mind it was the ‘right thing to do,’ understand? I mean, had he done that in any of the cesspools that are Islamic countries he never even would’ve been arrested.”
“Which is why Muslims are pushing for the Sharia Law nonsense.”
“Precisely: so they can behead their wives with impunity: ‘Lord of the Manor’ sort of thing.
“Now here’s the thing: people understand this but the politicians are delusional, and not only in the USA, but all over. You think the Germans wanted any Muslims in their country, or the English, or anyone else?”
“There are some people in the USA think that we’d be anti-religion if we’d ban Muslims.”
“Actually, that’s pretty funny since Islam is a Totalitarian political system, unless you consider beheading women a religion.”
“They do. I mean, the Muslims consider beheading women, murdering Jews and Christians a religion.”
“No, they don’t: we do it for them.”
“Well, Zork, I’m afraid our time is up. Appreciate it if you would sum it all up for us.”
“Can do, Chief. If people don’t pay attention, by the time they realize they’ve been had, it’ll be too late to do anything about it. Now’s the time to send the Muslims – the ‘virus’ — back to the cesspools from which they came: deport all of them from every civilized country. It’s a ‘CAN-DO’ type of endeavor, but we’ve just too many stupid people who want nothing better than to act ‘Holier than Thou.’
“Do-gooders’ may very well be the death of us all; certainly the death of our country; our Constitution; and the Hope that the rest of the world yearns for, but these ‘One-World’ fools push it to the limit.”
“And what’s the ‘limit?’”
“’The End’; ‘It’s Over’; and it will be, for real, unless people wake up to the fact that we better start thinking and caring about ourselves because, and this I’ll guarantee you, no one else will. Count on it.”
“Beautiful. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Well, folks, you heard it straight from the Professor: we can win if we’ve a mind to. And so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a good night: Goodnight.”
“Some show. Hey, Zork, care to join us for burgers? It’ll be Roving’s treat.”