by OPOVV, ©2015

(Dec. 5, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. In light of the Paris and San Bernardino mass murders, Dr. Professor Goldman has agreed to, once again, honor us with his learned presence.”

“Quite an introduction that I don’t deserve, but thank you anyway. And thank you for inviting me back. Muslims murdering unarmed innocent civilians all over the globe. Every day girls being kidnapped, tortured and murdered. Aid workers being decapitated on video, but this is all old news.”

“How old?”

“Going back 1,400 years. As long as there’s one Muslim left, the river of red will continue to feed their insatiable god.”

“Well, then, what’s the solution? There must be something Western Civilization can do.”

“Too many people, for starters. Initiate mandatory birth control by hysterectomies and vasectomies, for one. Education, for two. Rather than teaching Johnny how to read, ‘See Spot run,’ we ought to be teaching Spot’s motivation for running; Jane’s shared equality with Dick and the responsibility of each to raise the young in a calm and stable environment. Allow women to drive to school to become teachers, nurses, doctors, whatever they wan to do, let them do it.”

“Can you put that in plain English?”

“I’ll try. The Malthusian Theory is alive and well. You cram people into big cities, allow young men to collect welfare by just standing around doing nothing, and you’ve got to expect discord. Too many rats running around makes them crazy, just like people, or visa-versa. Add drugs into the mix; rewrite history, for example, by changing the root causes for the American Civil War; report the truth as lies and lies as truth, and you’ve opened up a receipt for disaster.

“I’m doing my best to convey that the environment is one of the keys in determining a person’s future. Take a baby girl born in the mountains of Afghanistan. Her life is laid out for her, and at no time will she be allowed to exercise a free choice in her life.

“A Saudi Arabian family has a son whose education is none other than memorizing the Qur’an. In each example, the only introduction to the outside world never happens. On the whole, they have no access to opposing views. As a matter of fact, an opposing view, or an interpretation and ethnology of Islam as a whole, will get one killed.

“Safe way to live — as a Muslim — is to parrot whatever the local Imam says and let it go at that. Which brings us to the discussion of, under the strict teachings of the Qur’an, why there really shouldn’t be any old men: they should’ve all died fighting trying to shove Islam down the throats of the Infidels. The most hypocritical people in the world are old Muslim men sending young Muslim men to commit suicide, or, as they put it, ‘become martyred.’”

“So how do these old men get to be old in the first place? Is there an age limit on this Jihad nonsense? According to the teachings of Islam — the so-called ‘struggle’ — it’s a lifelong quest, and if that is so, why aren’t the old Muslim men still ‘questing’? Why aren’t the old purveyors of death out there dying along with the young? Why are there old Muslim men when they all should’ve been killed long ago?.”

“Good observation, Roving, but not likely, not in the real world of selfishness and greed. Maybe they say they’re just ‘too old’ to fight, and everyone buys into it: ‘Can’t run, bad knees; can’t shoot, bad eyes.’ All the old Muslim men can do is exhort young Muslims of both sexes to take their place on the front lines. Cowardly hypocrites, if you ask me.”

“But I am asking you.”

“Yes, of course. Now to answer the age-old question, ‘How does one become a radicalized Muslim in the first place?’: all one has to do is read  — and follow — the Qur’an. It’s not like it’s a mystery. All you have to do is buy into the Islam hype and that’s all there is to it. It’s like, you know, not that complicated. Islamic teachings, through the Qur’an, insure that generations of Jihadists will never run out. And by definition a Muslim is a follower of the Qur’an (which teaches Jihad), meaning death to all Infidels.

“And so a ‘Radicalized Muslim’ is any human being who follows the teachings of the Qur’an. Period. Travel to the Middle East is not a requirement. All that’s required is to be gullible enough to buy into the twisted and perverted hype of what waits in Paradise for brainwashed psychos.

“Muslims don’t need a motive to look for an excuse to murder. Muslims murder just because they do what they’ve been taught to do, and it’s all in the Qur’an.

“I’m beginning to sound like a broken record. Time to go. Thanks for having me on. I hope I answered your question, that all Muslims are just snakes-in-the-grass waiting to strike, and if a Muslim says and thinks otherwise, then they become just as valued targets as the rest of us. Goodnight.”

“Goodnight, and thanks for the answer, even if it was long-winded. Okay folks, that’s our show for this evening, so this is your Roving Reporter and crew saying goodnight: Goodnight.”

“Good show, everyone. Just got to figure that every Muslim is out to kill you and every other non-Muslim and you’ll be right 100% of the time. Let’s grab ourselves a burger. You’re invited, Professor. My treat.”

Semper Fi


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