by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Oct. 16, 2026) — “Really, now, the American people didn’t want open borders, ever; anybody listening? All Hillary had to do was to say, ‘No driver’s licenses for illegal aliens and keep the border CLOSED,’ but fortunately for us, she was just too stupid to be able to put 2 and 2 together. She would have won in 2016 if she wasn’t so stupid and, instead of ever looking in the mirror and recognizing the truth, she blames Trump for her shortsightedness. Lucky us. And she STILL doesn’t understand what the voters want. Hey, Hillary, I wouldn’t judge what the Democrats want from white female college students.”
“Take a Letter Maria” (2:44)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Mr. Tony Blake. What is it that you do, Mr. Blake, that you’re so good at?”
“I supply character actors for certain directors of motion pictures who are obsessed with believability which I’m very good at; the best, to tell the truth.”
“Care to give us an example?”
“Well, I’m working on a World War II film about a concentration camp breakout, and the director asked for a 100% believable National Socialist matron actress, so I persuaded the Governor of New York, Kathy Hochul, to play the part.”
“No way.”
“It’s a small part; she’s only in a couple of scenes, but the director went head over heels on her performance. He was flabbergasted on how believable she played the part.
“Wow, that sounds rather impressive.”
“And I hired Dana Nessel, the attorney general of Michigan, to play Hochul’s assistant. They just read their lines in front of the camera as themselves; just acting like themselves.”
“What do you say we pause for a short commercial break?”
“Mother-in-Law” (2:30)
“And we’re back with Mr. Blake. What do you think about these midterm elections?”
“Well, let’s say we’re floating o the ‘Ship of State’, but it sure doesn’t look as if we’ll be floating much longer, even if the Republicans win everything.”
“Oh? Why do you say that?”
“There’s just too many dumb people out there, that’s why. If even one person watches ‘The View,’ that’s one person too many. Get with the program, Pastor. It’s the ‘Woke’ culture that’s driving us under. Even now, people are still succumbing to TDS, such as MTG and Tucker Carlson, two who I thought were MAGA, but obviously not. I don’t agree with Trump on everything. I’d like to see Barry Soetoro – Obama – in a cage down in Gitmo and all those Islamic prisoners executed. And I want ICE to go after all the Muslims, FIRST AND SECOND GENERATION, deported as of yesterday, understand?”
“I don’t think Americans will do that.”
“Well, if that’s the case, if Americans don’t have the brains to deport the problem, then I guess whatever happens during the midterms doesn’t mean much.”
“With that I must agree with you. Thank you for spending some time with us. Goodnight, all.”
“Tell Laura I Love Her” (1:06)
Pastor Dunkin
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