by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jun. 10, 2026) — “It’s not rocket science. Obama was a CIA/Deep State plant to destroy the USA. Our government is pro-Muslim. We are in deep, deep do-do.”
“Canadian Sunset” (5:32)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. If you don’t think that our spy agencies didn’t know that Obama was a de facto usurper president, I know a bridge in Brooklyn for sale, cheap. Matter of fact, I just happen to own that bridge, and I’ll sell it to you, today, for just $20; no, make it $10. And if you are so out of it and don’t know that the 2020 election was a fraud, then you are either really dumb or got the ‘Clot Shot*.’ Furthermore, if you believe that Jan. 6 was a day of insurrection other than the shenanigans of Pelosi and Pence certifying known fraudulent votes, then you also probably believe in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ and if that’s the case, please, well, just go away. If you buy a ONE-WAY ticket to North Korea, I’ll drive you to the airport for free. Let’s take a quick break and then get to our featured guest.”
“Fever” (2:56)
“And we’re back with our featured guest, Mr. Rabid Bunny. That’s a rather strange name, if you don’t mind my saying so.”
“No, not at all. I’d mind it if you didn’t say anything, There was a typo at the hospital; should’ve been ‘Raymond.’”
“And the ‘Bunny’ half?”
“No, that’s legit. It’s a rare name, I’ll grant you that, from the hills of England, Watership Down and all of that, what?”
“What?”
“Englishman speak, Ducky.”
“Now I’m a duck? I think the English ought to get their act together. First, they don’t need one drop of oil from any Muslim country, okay? And second, they ought to deport their Muslims and do it today, just as we should, starting yesterday, to tell the truth.”
“What about bringing a knife to a track meet?”
“Not a measured response.”
“A shove or a hands-on?”
“Murder. I know, for us it’s not a measured response, but if that’s all you have in your quiver – if to immediately resort to violence — then, sure, bring a knife to a track meet.”
“The white kid wasn’t on guard against a knife attack. True, he should’ve been, but he was distracted by the track meet. Had the altercation happened somewhere else, the victim would’ve been ready for such a stupid response.”
“That’s true, isn’t it?”
“I think he should’ve gotten the death penalty, let him worry and sweat for 20 years.”
“Well, I’d be surprised if he makes it three years.”
“What are the Las Vegas odds?”
“Not good.”
“I wouldn’t think so; after all, we’re talking Texas.”
“That’s right. He was politely asked 15 times to please leave the tent. Good riddance. He’ll never go to the prom unless they have a ‘PEN PROM,’ which they might. Send him a nice pink prom dress. He looks about a size 14; already has the hair.”
“That he does. Well, it’s been nice. Thank you for watching. Goodnight.”
“Blue Days, Back Nights” (2:03)
Pastor Dunkin