by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Apr. 2, 2026) — “Once in a while, not often, the Good Lord sends me a sermon that writes itself. This is one such sermon.”
“Shout! Shout! (Knock Yourself Out)” (2:16)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Please enjoy my latest.
“Dear Lord, I am but a humble servant, a person of no account, a lost little lamb, a terrestrial being who is afraid of Great White sharks, crevasses and avalanches. I am not afraid of doing unto others before they do it to me, however. I am, as I said, just a regular guy trying to make it through today, and I’ll worry about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. I never aspired to be a financial planner, as you know.
“Since the end of the Second World War, the safety of your flock has gone to pot. The world is more dangerous today than yesterday. The United States in a killing zone, no thanks to the open-border policy of Joe Biden, Miss Cackle and Mayorkas. So, it is with great pleasure to come across a person who our little kids can look up to.
“Yes, we have Trump, the Alpha Male of not only our country, but of the world. ‘Take me to your leader’ leads directly to the Oval Office; no detours through China, Russia or anywhere else, especially including France and Spain.
“It is with great satisfaction that whenever someone stands his ground we acknowledge such bravery with an accolade that fits the occasion, in this case a prayer.
“Dear Lord, the young people of our nation yearn for a hero. Yes, we have Trump for which we are eternally grateful. And now you gave us Jaden Ivey, a man who stands for the truth. He spoke the truth and then the Woke Deep State idiots fired him from his job as a professional basketball player. Just because the Governor of Illinois is a loser, and the Mayor of Chicago is a loser, it does not follow that the Chicago Bulls need to follow the loser mentality.
“We applaud and admire Jaden Ivey, and that’s the bottom line. Isn’t it refreshing to hear the truth instead of a gaggle of old hens cackling on ‘The View?’ Amen.
“And that’s all she wrote except to pray for our astronauts.
“Amen.”
“Nessun Dorma” (3:12)
Pastor Dunkin