by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Mar. 21, 2026) — “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport” (2:43)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Miss Jane Smyth, the founder and CEO of ‘Talking Points USA,’ the place where all the Dems go to get their marching orders. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me.”
“I’m not sure if I understand what you do exactly.”
“Then I’ll be glad to spell it out for you.”
“Please do.”
“Face it, Dems are dumb. Matter of fact, they’re the dumbest of any of the politicians, and that’s saying a lot. Just look at Joe Kent if you don’t believe me.”
“But Joe Kent is a Republican.”
“In his dreams. Now, as I was saying, Dems are dumb, so they need something to say if they’re ever asked a question by the FAKE NEWS. It’s my job to invent a subject for them to latch onto and not let go. I wish I could take the credit for the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax,’ but I can’t.”
“That was a good one.”
“The best; lasted years and is still being mentioned by the dumbest, such as the ladies on ‘The View.’ What I do is take a lie and mold it so it’s palatable to the lazy and dumb voters out there such as white women with a college degree.”
“What kind of nonsense is on the horizon for the Dems’ talking points?”
“Next week the talking points among the Dems and RINOs will be Trump’s addicted fascination with kangaroo dolls.”
“You’ve got to be kidding.”
“No, it’s for real. I’ll build it up: ‘Trump always had a kangaroo doll since he was a baby and now, he has rooms full of them.’ “
“So what? Who cares?”
“What about why he built ‘Trump Tower’ in NYC? So whole floors can house his kangaroo doll collection. That’s why he bought Mar-a-Lago, a place for his kangaroo dolls to be outside in freedom behind ten-foot walls.”
“So, you’re saying Trump has a ‘Kangaroo Doll Fetish?’ What does Melania say about it?”
“She’s in on it; that’s why he married her.”
“What about the rest of the family?”
“No problem; they’re all normal.”
“I’m glad to hear it.”
“Ever see the movie ‘Harvey?””
“The one about the big invisible rabbit? No way. You’re saying you’re going to have Trump imagining a big invisible kangaroo? That’ll be the Dems’ talking points next week? But that’s ridiculous.”
“But so was the ‘most honest election ever in 2020’ and the ‘Jan. 6 insurrection,’ both equally ridiculous, but the FAKE NEWS ran with it and still is.”
“Let me see if I understand you. You’re going to imply that Trump’s invisible big kangaroo is calling the shots? The Iran war and MAGA?”
“Schumer and all the others will love it; I guarantee it.”
“But it’s all a lie.”
“So what? The whole Democratic Party is a lie.”
“I think for the first time in my life I’m going to be speechless. Let me guess: instead of the Easter Bunny, Trump is going to have an ‘Easter Kangaroo?’”
“You said it, not me.”
“That’ll do it. Our time is up, thank you very much. Goodnight.”
“There Is Nothing Like A Dame” (5:39)