by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Mar. 15, 2026) — “Bye Bye Love” (2:23)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Professor Wert, the well-known author of children’s books who, I understand, just wrote another one that is soon to be another bestseller.”
“That’s right; at least that’s the plan. Thank you for inviting me to hawk my book, ‘Introduction to Life,’ written for the little tykes of the world soon to be translated into at least 27 different languages.”
“I understand you’d like to read a paragraph or two from it.”
“If I may? Thank you:
“We are, in essence, magnets. It’s true. We’re dynamos that produce electricity by burning food. We consume calories to feed the apparatus that we refer to as ourselves. We eat to think. For the brain to operate at maximum efficiency, it requires a healthy diet. A healthy diet requires vitamins and minerals and oxygen and all kinds of good stuff, even to the point of sunlight and walking barefoot on what is referred as ‘terra firma: dirt.
“We like to think of ourselves as unique specimens of evolution, meaning with each passing millennium our species is improving in surviving on this planet. We offer proof of our superiority by saying that elephants haven’t walked on the moon and cheetahs never built a cloverleaf.
“On the other hand, we ignore polluting our cage – earth – with plastics, garbage, spent nuclear reactor rods, clearcutting and overall overpopulating. We have a tendency to ignore the negative while celebrating what we consider the positive.
“While some of us may celebrate what is changed and different, it may, to others, seem the opposite. We cheered radio, television and cellphones while ignoring the possible detrimental effects that the different and additional electromagnetic waves have on the living organisms, from the mayfly to us humans, with nary a thought of any effect on animal migration, specifically birds and sea creatures.
“Enlightened humans realize that the environment balances on numerous tipping points. The fact that we’ve lasted as long as we have can only be attributed to luck or, as some would say, ‘divine intervention.’
“I’m of the ‘divine intervention’ school, but that doesn’t mean to go out and play ‘Russian roulette,’ either.
“It’s good to know who your enemy is, and we’ve a bundle. Perhaps our biggest enemy is our very own government, which let walk into our country millions of people who we wouldn’t want to live next door and would never but ever invite over for a backyard barbeque. Ever, yet our government welcomes such people into our country. People such as Senator Chuck Schumer are especially despised for not honoring his Oath to the Constitution to protect us. There are the very bad Dems and equally very bad RINOs, too. Beware that the government is made up of some very bad people who don’t give a hoot about your home; trust me.
“I know; it doesn’t make a lick of sense why queers support those who push them off of tall buildings just as it doesn’t make a lick of sense why women support HAMAS that treat women as chattel. Go figure.
“Here’s something you’ll be forced to learn: most people are pretty darn stupid, not because of low IQs, but because they’re too lazy to learn the truth. Most people think Islam is one of the world’s great religions when it is the world’s greatest ‘Murder Club,’ that’s all, except to say never defer a gift. Say a heartfelt ‘thank you’ and that’s it.”
“Any last words?”
“Don’t get divorced because true love is so hard to find. Swallow your pride and work it out; you’ll end up living a better life for all concerned.”
“Getting back to your government: don’t trust it as far as you can throw it. Fair warning. You and you alone are responsible for your own safety, so don’t go through life unarmed and helpless. Always remember what the animals did on Oct.7th and, last but certainly not least, when the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, pay attention.”
“Well, now, I’m sure the little tykes will like your latest book. I see we’ve run out of time, so this is Pastor Dunkin, along with Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Misty” (3:38)