by Henry, ©2025
(Sep. 15, 2025) — “Medieval Minstrel Music” (1:36)
The tossed phrase, the off-the-cuff remark upon juvenile ears are amplified into straightforward marching quests upon those of low self-esteem pretending to be slayers of dragons, to have bestowed upon them the moniker of “person of the hour.”*
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky has a new book out titled, ‘The Recruitment of the Left’s Army,’ another one of his ‘must read’ bestsellers. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most- watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for having me on your most prestigious show; it is indeed an honor.”
“The honor is ours, Zork.”
“True, but the fact of the matter is my book sales double after a hawking show.”
“Hawking?”
“Picture yourself on the midway of a county fair: you know, where the last time the kiddie rides were inspected last century, and you’re the barker for penny Chinese trinkets that used to cost a nickel from Japan. You’re the drummer for a ‘Throw the hoop on the prize’ booth where your customers who whoop it up are fellow carnies enticing the marks who are eager to throw away their hard-earned cash, but they don’t know it yet. They’ll sure know it the next morning when they wake up and are already 300 miles into the next state.”
“Yes, we get it. Now about your book.”
“I name names.”
“You name names?”
“Didn’t I just say that? I name the obvious ones, but then, come to think of it, they’re all obvious, aren’t they?”
“You mean like Hillary and Pelosi?”
“That’s right. They all speak on the level of a pre-teen. Face it, the educational level of today’s college- educated is equal to a 5th grader of 1987.”
“So, they speak down to them?”
“No, they just speak to them by repeating the same worn-out phrases of yesteryear. Phrases like ‘bad for democracy’ when there’s not a shred of evidence. Here’s the deal and has been since the golden escalator ride: what good is a judge or politician if they can’t be bought off?”
“I guess none.”
“And that’s it. That’s all they have against Trump; they can’t buy him off. But here’s the crazy part. By badmouthing Trump, by voting against Trump, 99.9% of the yokels don’t get any benefit, I mean, they don’t share in the rewards. It’s like this: Big Pharma paid the politicians who supported getting the ‘Clot Shot’ – Covid-19 ‘vaccine’ – cash-on-the-barrelhead, but those on the take didn’t pass any of that money to the voters.”
“So, the voters, by voting against Trump and getting ‘vaccinated,’ made money for anyone on the take; is that right?”
“That’s how stupid they are. They voted against the person who would do them the most good; how about them apples?”
“Unbelievable.”
“You got that right. But it gets worse.”
“No way.”
“Take Charlie Kirk. All he did was make people think for themselves; that’s it. Don’t go through life buying the government’s BS.”
“And that’s why he was murdered?”
“Look, you can’t tell people to go to the library and check out books to read when they can text their lives away on their phone, now, can you? Imagine reading a Thomas Hardy book; heaven forbid.”
“I see your point.”
“You do, but the Dems don’t. Do you know the average IQ of a Dem is equal to a MAGA idiot?”
“Really? Where do you get this information?”
“The same place where every honest pollster gets theirs: I make them up.”
“You’re kidding.”
“I am not kidding. After all, I have professional standards to maintain and if I say they make them up, then they make them up. It’s all about statistics, is what it is. If you want a result, you pay for it. Remember Trump rallies where he would take a poll? That’s how you get the truth, and that’s the only way to get the truth.”
“Getting to the ‘Left’s Army.’ They really have an army?”
“If you consider queers, transgenders, Socialists, BLM and ANTIFA proper soldiers for an army then, yes, the Left has an army. You may laugh but they have a track record of destruction and murder, so there.”
“Where do they find their recruits?”
“From the viewers of ‘Morning Joe’ and ‘CNN,’ to name two. Thousands, no, millions of flat-lined very stupid people masquerading as ‘informed’ voters who have no idea what or who they vote for. You want an example? I’ll just say, ‘Miss Cackle.’ You think Kamala Harris has a brain? Well, okay, she has a brain, but that’s as far as anyone can say. Does she dress herself? I guess so, but that’s it. And the Dems ran her as a viable presidential candidate. Need I say more? Does anyone need to say more?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Every day, ‘Trump is a Hitler’ and ‘Charlie Kirk supports Trump.’ It’s out of control, and those who stir the pot are culpable and deserve to be held accountable. Jasmine Crockett is a race-baiter, a purveyor of hate, and just one of the problem people who get people like Charlie Kirk murdered.”
“Well, unfortunately, our time has expired, so we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Sliders in the freezer; I’ve a bait carton of worms. Meet you at the picnic table under the willow next to the stream.”
[*So said King Henry II, and then the Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Moore, was assassinated. Strange, is it not, how it happens, how the ball bounces?]
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[All this talk about Charlie Kirk reaching out to young people; well, I’m an 80-year-old frog and Charlie reached out to me and I listened and I miss him and I loved him and I wish I would’ve made the effort to have seen him in person.]
[To the people of New York: Your Governor, Kathy Hochul, endorsing Mamdani should tell you exactly what she thinks about you. Governor Cox of Utah should keep his cotton-picking mouth shut.]
[Rosie O’Donnell has an incurable case of TDS. In other words, she’s insane and needs to be in a padded room so she doesn’t hurt others or herself, for it’s the compassionate thing to do. My suggestion to her would be to introduce at least one fact into any of her rants. Also look up the definition of the word ‘fascist’ before you accuse someone of being one. Remember her IQ level.]
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