by Henry, ©2025
(Jul. 30, 2025) — “Hanky Panky” (2:53)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky just wrote another bestseller, ‘It Takes One to Know One.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And thank you for the comprehensive and glowing introduction.”
“I try. Now, to your book, mind explaining the title?”
“Not at all; after all, that’s why I’m here, to hawk my book. One of the symptoms of PTSD is no regard for the future, which is why there’re no PTSD sufferers working as stockbrokers or gold salesmen.”
“Interesting.”
“Furthermore, most institutions of higher learning won’t accept applications from Veterans for that very reason. The chances of them graduating are close to zero, not because of low performance, but rather, ‘What’s the point?’ What’s the point of getting married if they’ll be dead within a month or a year? And why save for the future when there is no future? What’s the point?”
“I don’t know; you tell me.”
“We all know the price of gold increases; so what if you’re not going to be around to collect? Same with a classic car. Sure, we all know classics get more valuable, but if the owner won’t be around, what difference does it make?”
“This discussion isn’t going anywhere; it’s — what’s the word? ‘Disquieting.’”
“I’m making a point.”
“Please do.”
“Here’s the point. China is acting exactly like a PTSD sufferer: no regard for the future, so why not pollute? Why not destroy habitats? Why not render chaos? That’s my point.”
“Including why not nuclear war?”
“Including nukes on us, not them. Render us incapable of offering any kind of defense. I mean, look: how many PLA combatants do they have in our country? Enough to take out our power grid, enough to null-and-void our communications. We’ll be fighting blind while they roll over us, walkie-talkies ‘Ah-so-ing’ away.”
“How possible are we talking about?”
“The closer we get to getting our act together, the closer China gets to shelling Fort Sumpter.”
“You’re nothing but good news, aren’t you?”
“If the shoe fits…”
“Yes, if the shoe fits. Well, it’s been nice. This is Henry, along with Zork, wishing everyone a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, but depressing. Sliders in the ‘fridge for you. I’m having taco shells filled with live grubs garnished with earthworms soaked in pond scum. See you out back on the picnic table.”
[Note: I want all those FBI agents who raided Roger Stone and Mar-a-Lago in prison.]
[Another note: George Floyd was a bum that nobody misses. Also, a vote for Mamdani is a vote for the Ground Zero Mosque.]
Republicans don’t help because they are also involved in The Obama Fraud. They lied because they were afraid to tell the truth about Barry, and their complicity in the Obama Fraud still affects what they say and do because they are protecting themselves. This is and has been easy to see for years….