by Henry, ©2025
(Jul. 13, 2025) — “Lipstick on Your Collar” (2:16)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is an IDF soldier who wishes to keep her identity hidden. Very well; what should we call you?”
“’Miriam’ will work.”
“Very well, Miriam it shall be. What’s it like being in the IDF?”
“Look, the rest of the world doesn’t understand your hang-up over queers and ‘woke’ stupidity and how you can surgically maul your own children; no one understands. It’s just way too much like Muslim behavior with their clitoridectomy.”
“Yes, some say it’s the Muslim influence that we mutilate our children.”
“And they’re right. Just fall into the trap, like getting the COVID-19 vaccine when it wasn’t a vaccine.”
“So you didn’t fall for the hype?”
“No way. Did you?”
“No, no one at the station did.”
“There you go. We’re not as gullible as you. We don’t have ‘The View’ or traitors such as ‘Rosie O’Donnell.’
“What do you think of Rosie?”
“It’s amazing that people with little or no education flaunt their ignorance in public. Me? I read the ‘Harvard Classics’; matter of fact, everyone in my unit has. We’re not ignorant, not like our enemy.”
“Yes, it’s true that the stupid people gleefully wear their ignorance on their sleeve, and if they’re not wearing sleeves, then it’s tattoos.”
“Funny. We’ll pause for a short commercial break.”
“Sincerely” (2:58)
“While we were on the break, a caller reminded us that CNN’s reporter, Christiane Amanpour, is equally as ignorant as Rosie O’Donnell. Thank you, but we don’t really need to belabor the obvious, do we, now? Good. We’re interviewing ‘Miriam,’ an IDF soldier who tells me she’s all for the solution to the ‘Muslim Problem.’ Let me ask you this, Miriam: if you had the power of the President of the United States, what would you do?”
“I remember, back in the 2012 presidential race here in the US, there was this one candidate who said, if he were elected, he would deport all the Muslims from the USA, and when that was done he would do the same with Canada and then continue to the British Isles and then go on into Europe, sending all the Muslims back just where they came from. Too bad he didn’t win.”
“You got that right. So, what do you think is wrong with Trump? Can’t he see the writing on the wall, or have the Muslims ‘hoodwinked’ him with talk of ‘brotherhood,’ ‘ceasefires,’ and ‘peace?’”
“He wants to see the good in people and can’t fathom that, for some, evil just happens to be a way of life. I mean, if all you hear since the day you were born is ‘Kill all the nonbelievers,’ what the heck can you expect? Look, these people see charity as a weakness and education as weapon used against them. You could say, and be right, that the 1,400-year war against Western Civilization was, and continues to be, a complete waste of time. Most of us Jews think that way.”
“Most logically-thinking people think that way. Go on.”
“It’s like a feud and after 10, 14 centuries go by, people tend to forget what it was all about in the first place. I mean, come on, now, if there were no Jews, Christians or Hindus, all who would be left to murder would be Muslim wives and daughters.”
“That’s right, isn’t it? There’s no premeditated murder that they call ‘honor killings’ for husbands and sons.”
“Kind of one-way, hypocrites, one and all. Islam is a DEATH CULT that’ll never change where women get the short end of the stick every time. And speaking of hypocrites.”
“Yes.”
“When you start compartmentalizing the word ‘illegal,’ then you run in to some serious problems. It’s not a ‘grey’ problem; it’s a black and white problem, an either-or problem. And the argument that Americans can’t do the jobs illegals do, I’m sorry, that’s not true. My brother worked his way through college while attending FAU doing lawn care in Boca Raton.”
“So much for illegals doing the jobs that Americans won’t do.”
“Right. And another thing.”
“Yes.”
“You have some really bad actors, such as that big-mouth mayor of Los Angeles, Karen Bass, and those hosts on ‘The View,’ a bunch of ignoramuses. And the anti-government lies they spew, why, they’d be arrested or, at a minimum, kicked off the air if they said such lies on Israeli TV.”
“We’ve got a minute left; any last words?”
“You’re about to reap the rewards of going through life with blinders on. I can tell you stories of living in a land where you’re under a missile attack all the time, and none of them are good. Try raising a family under such conditions. I’m talking about your northern neighbor, Canada. Canada used to be a reasonable place, but no longer; too many Muslims. Fair warning.”
“Well, it’s been fun having you on our show. Stay safe. This is Henry, along with IDF soldier ‘Miriam,’ wishing everyone a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. You brought your own snack? Good; I’m having ‘night crawlers on skewer’ with a side of ‘wasp larva.’ Let’s go out back and enjoy our food on the picnic table, shall we?”
“Melissa” (3:53)