by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025
(Apr. 28, 2025) — Say hello to the modern Democratic Party which has devolved into separate, tiny, warring fiefdoms, each clutching to its own list of grievances. This division has been slowly growing since the assassination of President Kennedy but has gained Category Five destructiveness with the Dynamic Duo of Obama and Biden.
There are so many disparate teams of Leftist knuckleheads that the Democratic Party should be aptly renamed the NFL, aka Neuroses Fueled Lunatics. They wage combat against one another, vying to transform America into the Socialist Paradise that it was never meant to be. Here are some of the front-running “teams.”
“The Supremes,” led by Katanji Jackson and her team of 677 District Judges who are known as “the Little Presidents.” “The Sharpies” are led by The Most Reverend Al Sharpton and his band of “The Reparations,” who strangely feel that they are owed something for doing nothing. A fan favorite is “The AWFLs,” led by Pocahontas and her “Army of Karens.” Never underestimate “The Jew-Haters,” led by “the Hamas Assassination Squad.” They are killers on the field. One eight-year old team is simply “Not Gaga for MAGA,” whose motto is “Spew but don’t Do.” The newest team, soon to become Democrat voters, is “The Invaders” with no leader but ten million squad members. The team expected to lose this season is “The Boomers,” led by Pelosi and her Octogenarians. This is promising to be the best Demolition Derby in years. Place your bets on “The Trumpers and the MAGAMEN” to completely make the NFL a far distant memory.
The newest despot to become a Commissioner of the NFL is David Hogg, who was recently elected as a vice chair to the Democratic National Committee. This little twerp is ripping the Democratic Party apart by acting as a judge, jury and executioner of any Democrat of whom he disapproves. His actual job, which he is failing to do, is to promote all Democrats to winning elections, but all he is capable of is yelling “Okay, Boomer” on any television camera pointed in his direction. His “leadership” will lose many Democratic seats in Congress.
Hogg is going to throw $20 million into the arena to primary any Democrat over the age of 26 (Hogg is 25) because “everyone” knows that those oldsters don’t know anything. Just ask any teenager. Hogg probably doesn’t realize that he is an unwitting practitioner of Machiavelli’s “The Prince,” the bible of divide-and-conquer. He is suspected to be an agent of the MAGAMEN.
It is time for the Democratic Party to wage a civil war against itself and divide into The Traditional Democratic Party and The Socialist Democratic Party. If they fail in this endeavor, the American People will send the entire Democratic Party into the dustbin of history, like the Whigs.
The Republican Party is far from perfect, but it has reinvented itself into the Party of the Working Man whereas the Democratic Party is the Party of the Coastal Elites. America’s best chance for survival is reindustrialization, lower taxes and strengthening of legal Migration.
A civil war is erupting inside the Democratic Party, so grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
Hogg is a dumpster fire set on fire by himself. It’s self immolation. The Dems seem to not understand he is a liability, no way to put out the fire.
Oh heck I am enjoying the show.
Hogg is the epitome of following the advice to never let a good crisis go to waste. If it hadn’t been the horror of Parkland no one would even know his name no less even hearing what he has to say.
Spot-on.
David Hogg what a joke! They have nothing.