You Kids Get Off My Lawn

by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2025 

(Jan. 8, 2025) — “I ran for President because I believed we were in a battle for the soul of this nation.” – Joe Biden

Fancy talk from a man who should be trying to recover his own soul lost many years ago.

America has a Nastier Homer in the White House, hurling spitballs at America while his Presidency comes to a crashing conclusion. He is incapable of making decisions and is only a mouthpiece of the Puppet Masters who are in actual control of the White House. This has happened before when President Woodrow Wilson suffered an incapacitating stroke and his wife, Edith Wilson, silently and extra-constitutionally took over the reins of power for the final year and a half of his presidency.  Talk about a “Danger to Democracy.”

President-In-Name-Only Biden is a bitter old man throwing a tantrum in the waning days of his Presidency-In Name-Only. His late-stage dementia has grown out of control which is causing him to do everything in his power to slime America before he is shown the door in less than two weeks.

The root of his New Anger^TM stems from him being booted out of the 2024 Presidential Race by his Democrat “colleagues,” notably Pelosi and Obama. The most likely scenario is that they threatened him with the 25th Amendment to remove him.  Once cornered like a wounded animal, Biden “resigned” from the race and has been on an uncontrollable rampage roll since then.

Biden has had 46 months to make decisions yet he waited to scattershot absurdism in the final two months after President Trump won the election. Suddenly, he has sprung alive. It is obvious that many of his actions are designed to hobble incoming President Trump’s agenda. The litany includes selling border wall materials at 5 pennies on the dollar, permitting federal employees to work from home for another five years, permanently banning 625 million acres of ocean oil drilling and banning cigarettes, which will only further benefit the cartels. The man full of hot gas is even trying to outlaw gas heaters. What President Cuckoo doesn’t comprehend is that these policies will hurt America and merely keep President Trump busy repealing his repulsive actions.

Insanity prevails with the Medal of Freedom to Hillary Clinton and George Soros, Liz Cheney receiving the Presidential Citizens Medal, commuting the sentences of 37 convicted murderers, and sending eleven 9/11 terrorists to Oman. Biden is burning down America with his temper tantrums. The only expected stupid thing was his pardoning Hunter for unspecified offenses and convictions even though he proclaimed he wouldn’t do that.

Can’t wait to see what Scranton Joey will spring on us tomorrow morning. Twelve more days to bumble before the new sheriff rides into town. You are nothing more than the old man living two doors down yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Your phony Catholicism shows that Joe, you ain’t got no soul. The Pope should throw a Three Stooges pie in his face in next week’s visit to Italy.

What a long, strange trip this has been. We are glad that it is almost over.