by Thomas Reiner, Quartz Mountain Commentary, ©2024
(Dec. 20, 2024) — That was a close one!
The Hamburgler and his accomplice, Cackles the Clown, attempted to “Make America Gag Again.” If they had won on November 5, then they would have pawned yellow-dyed asparagus spears to pass as French fries and “delicious” moldy cheese cowpie burgers on America. Although bombarded with more than $1.5 billion in ads that this tripe was good for you, America strongly smelled an odiferous pile of you-know-what, and voted to hold those fries.
On November 5, McDonald Trump won the popular and electoral vote to become Mayor McCheese. Part of his path to victory was becoming the best McDonald’s employee anyone had ever seen by working at the window with a smile. He even outshone his predecessor, Ronald Reagan, who had once been known as Ronald McDonald, the ambassador of fun to America. Americans have hungered for McDonald Trump to lead them. And lead them to greatness he will as he is willing to fight.
Not so with Cackles the Clown and her running mate, Walz the Grimace. Cackles proved to be the worst presidential candidate in American history. She squandered her campaign money like a drunken sailor on shore leave while winning precisely nothing. Imagine the horror if she had been allowed to get her hands into the taxpayers’ pockets. Those of us who lived in San Francisco at the time saw her licentious, slippery slide upwards the stripper pole to reach higher levels of political office. She never won a single primary in her pursuit of becoming the top hot dog. Her beloved Venn diagram showing her and the Presidency has zero intersection.
Scranton Joey Biden, the Hamburgler, was even worse. He showered America with lies and fiat money, making us all poorer. He brought in tens of millions of Illegal Aliens who have been housed in luxury hotels while Veterans cry for help. The Illegals are festerous, composed of Fentanyl mules, mostly military-age males, Chinese spies, sex traffickers, child sex traffickees, known terrorists and gang members. They will Make America Poorer Again as they drive down wages from industrious Americans with under-the-table labor. The Hamburgler was so bad that Cackles threw a pie in his face and threw him out of the Clown Car.
People are saying yay for McDonald Trump. Throughout the land, Americans are breathing a sigh of relief and hunger for opportunity and respect for America. France, Russia, Mexico, and Canada have all recognized there is a new sheriff and Lead Fry Guy in town. Even Mrs. Hamburgler has made googly eyes towards our New Cook. It is going to be a battle getting the new cooking equipment into the kitchen but it will be successful. His management team will be making more efficient food to make America stronger. Three cheers for our new Mayor McCheese! Let’s all get together and send McDonald Trump a message.
Make America a Cheese Burger Again!
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2 responses to “McDonald Trump”
President Donald J. Trump’s stint at handing out Mc fries at McDonalds and his ride in the Garbage Truck had his supporters cheering his way to becoming US President 47. President Trump just knows how to throw the left’s lies and mud back in their face !
Indeed “Make America a Cheese Burger Again”