Nobody’s Trolls Are Better

by Don Fredrick, The Complete Obama Timeline, ©2024 

(Dec. 11, 2024) — Nobody’s trolls are better
They make me feel bad for the rest
Nobody does it half as well as Trump
Baby, he’s the best
 
I was just surfin’ and suddenly found them
I never can hold back my smile
He knows how to tease them
And always displease them
On the other side of the aisle
 
Yes nobody’s trolls are better
Though sometimes our own aren’t too bad
Nobody’s trolls are quite as good as his
Always making Dems so mad
 
The way he insults them
Whenever he mocks them
It’s some kind of genius we all see
His posts keep us grinning
They’re all award-winning
Especially when he targets Liz Cheney
 
Nobody’s trolls are better
Make me feel bad for the rest
Nobody does it half as well as Trump
Baby, he’s the best