by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Nov. 16, 2024) — “Trump Won” (3:30)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’d like to throw my two cents’-worth of what I think into the hat. It is my belief a leader comes around so infrequently as to warrant a second and third look at what we’ve got; not only us, mind you, but the whole world.
“That’s right, our President is not only the leader of the Free World, but also, in fact, the Silverback and the Alpha Male rolled into one of us all. Smart as a tack, brave as any fighting man I’ve ever seen, and tenacious as a bull.
“Not only us citizens of the United States, but the whole world will benefit under the leadership and guidance of Trump. And when Trump says that October 7th never would have happened, I believe him.
“Promises made, promises kept. I’m waiting for the first cruise missile to hit a Boko Haram camp in Africa, maybe televise it, and every terrorist Muslim encampment anywhere in the world, including those in North Carolina and Oregon.
“We voted for President Trump, and we support a MAGA administration 110%. Thank you, and I’ll be wishing everyone in the world a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Justice for All” (2:24)