by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Nov. 10, 2024) — “Here Comes the Sun” (3:16)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re in for a treat because we have the world’s most celebrated astrophysicist as our featured guest, Dr. Kathleen Teft. For the last couple of decades, Dr. Teft’s research has been focused on astro-archeology, specifically in the area of the Dems ‘just not getting it.’ She even wrote a book about her findings, ‘What Gives?’ I’m a little bit perplexed, Dr. Teft, but I fail to see the connection between the cosmos and Trump trouncing his opponent. Care to explain it all for us?”
“Not at all; after all, that’s why I’m here, to hawk my book. The emphasis on my academic credentials was the publisher’s idea, not mine. ‘The Good Works Publishing Company,’ my publisher, thought it would sound as if I knew what I was talking about, hence the buildup.”
“You mean you don’t know what you’re talking about?”
“No, not at all. What I mean is that the Dems don’t know what they’re talking about.”
“How do you mean?”
“I mean, no matter who the Dems would’ve put up, and for how long, the outcome would have been the same.”
“Explain.”
“That’s just it: no matter what the Dems did or said, the open border was still opened. Let me say it another way: Laken Riley would still have been murdered no matter what the Dems did, or how much they spent. Dead is dead, and no amount of sugar-coating ‘first female black president’ would or could have changed the fact that the open border is the death of our country. And there’s more.”
“How so?”
“Every person in the world knows that the price of a barrel of oil determines the price of everything, from eggs to electricity; everyone, that is, except the Dems. They somehow missed the price of gas that was less than $2.00 a gallon under Trump to way more under Biden-Hyena.”
“But how could they miss something so obvious?”
“Simple. Take the Fake News and never, but never, mention the price of gas, or Laken Riley’s horrible murder by an illegal immigrant, but harp on Trump’s fake, false and frivolous indictments. What I mean to say is that the Fake News just reported lies, and everyone who supported and voted for the Hyena bought into the lies; that’s what I’m talking about.”
“Hyena?”
“Hyena’s cackle, hence, Biden-Hyena.”
“Got it. Are the Dems really that gullible?”
“I wouldn’t use the word ‘gullible.’”
“Then what would you use?”
“I would use ‘stupid.’ Look, if all you watch is Fake News, it’s like the old saying, ‘Garbage in, garbage out.’ My mother used to watch CNN and ‘The View‘ and she died a real honest-to-goodness ‘Looney Tunes’; I’m not kidding. She used to say that she ‘didn’t like the way Trump talked.’ Never a word about crime and inflation; never crossed her mind because it never was reported by the Fake News.”
“She could’ve changed stations, couldn’t she?”
“No way; after being told not to by all those who hate America with her Constitution that was, by the way, written by, they said, ‘old white men.’”
“Interesting. Let’s say we pause for a short commercial break; don’t go anywhere.”
“My Rifle, My Pony and Me/Cindy” (3:30)
“And we’re back with Dr. Teft who is hawking her book, ‘What Gives?’ How do you see the coming months in the political landscape of our country?”
“I see those who had a hand, irrespective of how small, in overthrowing the elections in 2020, 2022, and now, in 2024, welcomed by the prisoners in any of our jails. But even though Trump won the ‘Battle of the Election,’ there are other battles still to win, namely the races in Nevada and Arizona. The Dems are deathly afraid of people who can’t be bought, can’t be lured into a blackmail trap. Th Dems don’t care if they are Independents, Republicans or MAGA; if they can be bought, all is fine with the world. Mitch McConnell is just one example of a RINO. And then we mustn’t forget the woke Pentagon. The war isn’t won until Trump takes the Oath on January 20, 2025.”
“You mean the military will side with the Hyena?”
“Maybe exactly that. The Deep State fears retribution, payback under the law. Joy Reid calls following the law ‘going after’ and is somehow wrong to prosecute lawbreakers. I guess that makes it okay locking up Jan Sixers [“Justice for All” (2:24)] for doing nothing. It’s the old ‘double standard of justice’ coming home to bite them in the you-know-where.”
“Getting back to the military.”
“Right. I wouldn’t put it past them to stop Trump, not by the Hyena refusing to certify the votes for President Trump, but by the military taking over, outright. When you think ‘military.’ think National Guard and State Troopers, Sheriffs and City Kiddies; all will be under the control of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. I say we must be armed to the teeth, to be ready to defend our country rather than have it fall to a bunch of lousy Communists. Getting down to brass tacks and talking turkey, remember this: the election was not between Trump and the Hyena, but between the Constitution and Communism. The Constitution won; let’s keep it that way, which is why the Deep State must be crushed down to the last teacher pushing wokeism no matter if it’s a one-room schoolhouse in Alaska or someone flying a desk in the Pentagon.”
“Better dead than red?”
“You got it. And remember this: there’s more of us than them.”
“That is so true, something to remember when the time comes, which it may; isn’t that right?”
“That’s right. Be prepared. Plan for the worst, but hope for the best.”
“Makes perfect sense. And I’m sorry, but we’ve just run out of time and so, this is you Roving Reporter, along with Dr. Teft, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“The Farmer and the Lord” (2:23)