by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(May 12, 2022) — “My Dog and Me” (2:45)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Noel James, a retired FBI agent who has some news for us; isn’t that correct?”

“Maybe you don’t want to hear it.”

“Come on, now, don’t chicken out.”

“You won’t like it; this I guarantee you.”

“Out with it, please.”

“Very well, only if you insist. Starting the day Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) took the office of president, the requirements to be an FBI agent changed by the questions that were asked in their application.”

“Could you be a little more specific?”

“Here’s one: Would you take a bribe of $10 million to spy for Russia? And if you answered ‘Yes,’ would you take a bribe of $500,000 to spy for Russia? And if you answered ‘Yes,’ would you sell-out any American spy in Russia for $30,000? If you answered ‘Yes’ to any of the above questions, skip the rest of this application and report for work at the 10th Street entrance.”

“No way.”

“You asked; I answered.”

“So, what’s your take on our FBI, I mean, today’s FBI?”

”With Merrick Garland as the AG, our FBI is reminiscent of Hitler’s GESTAPO, targeting dissenters of the mask, COVID shots and school boards. It’s bad and getting worse, and it’s all thanks to the Patriot Act that should have never been passed and should be trashed. The Act is unconstitutional, and if it ever reaches the Supreme Court, it would be.”

“So we know that the FBI is being used to target American citizens, but not all FBI agents can be bad; isn’t that right?”

“Of course, and the onewhos aren’t ‘bad’ should resign, quit, leave, however, and maybe help those January Sixers instead and do us all some good for a change.”

“Is that what you did?”

“Way back when Trump and Melania came down the escalator together, I was told, and I quote, ‘to find the dirt on this guy.’ So I said a few choice words and walked out and never looked back. Smartest thing I ever did.”

“Really, now?”

“Hard to put a price on a clear conscience.”

“So, what’s our take on our country today?”

“If we would reinstate Trump’s energy policies, close our border and not send money to Ukraine we might have a snowball’s chance; other than that, forget it.”

“What about the protesters at some of the Supreme Court Justices’ homes?”

“Bet your bottom dollar some of those so-called ‘protesters’ are FBI agents collecting a paycheck for doing something that they have no business doing, other than arresting the protesters for lack of a ‘parade permit.’ Look, I’m telling it to you straight: you wouldn’t believe the low caliber of people who are in the government these days. Think Venezuela’s Maduro and his goons and our FBI is a spitting image. Think of Hitler and his GESTAPO, and then remember the Roger Stone early-morning raid when all they had to do was to leave a message on his answering machine to be at the federal courthouse in Miami at 10:00 the next morning.”

“Any last words?”

“Trump showed us the way to be successful while Biden is showing us the way to destroy ourselves; simple as that. The January 6 innocent people are but an example of how the Deep State can circumvent the Constitution: get used to it.”

“How about us MAGA people protesting outside of Jen Psaki’s residence for lying; how about that?”

“You’d be arrested immediately and join the Jan. 6 crowd is what would happen.”

“That’s rather sad, isn’t it?”

“To any rational person, the answer is a definite ‘Yes,’ but if you’re not running on all eight cylinders it makes perfect sense.”

“So, there’s no room for logic, facts and reasoning?”

“Are you kidding? I’m not going to tell you it’s hopeless, but what are the chances of Trump deporting any of the illegal immigrants, huh? What are the chances of Trump deporting even one Muslim, or executing those murderers in GITMO? What are the chances of Trump having a Secretary of Defense who knows what to do and how to do it? Think about it and I’m done here. Thank you for having me on; it was a pleasure.”

“And thank you, Noel, for being so forthwith, and with that I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

I Don’t Believe You” (4:24)

Roving Reporter

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  1. Whenever a federal crime occurs and gets in the news, I have learned to always ask: “WHAT DID THE FBI KNOW, AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT!” It seems like they identify (even make contact with) many potential perpetrators, but take no further interest or any action before the “perps” commit their crimes. These days, it seems the Bureau is overlooking a lot of crooks, while giving their attention to ordinary law-abiding citizens who are being labelled “racists” or “white supremacists!” By the way, how does it feel to have your phone calls, mail, and social media surreptitiously listened to and read? And, you, even when there is no good reason at all, are put on some kind of bogus “watch list?” Sad but all too often true.