by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Apr. 8, 2022) — “China Nights” (2:56)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re going to be interviewing one of the insiders at the Secretary of Defense’s office to see what makes Lloyd Austin tick.”

“Don’t say ‘tick.’”

“Pardon me?”

“I said, ‘Don’t say tick.’ Austin doesn’t ‘tick’; he ‘tocks.’ Just shows how out-of-touch you are, Roving. Whites ‘tick’; blacks ‘tock.’

“Does this have anything to do with this ‘binary’ nonsense?”

“Yes, it does. When are you going to introduce me? You wouldn’t, like, be rude, would you?”

“Every once in a while I run across a woman who I’m more than glad I didn’t marry. Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me the greatest pleasure to introduce Miss Jane, a government employee at the Department of Defense.”

“That’s ‘Mrs. Jane,’ I’ll have you know.”

“About this ‘binary nonsense…’

“It is not nonsense.”

“I say it is.”

“Prove it.”

“How about this: ‘binary’ enlistees are not taught to march in Boot Camp; they’re taught how to prance in unison.”


“Just strikes me as not being too warrior-like, is what I mean. ‘Prancing off to war’ just doesn’t cut it for me.”

“So maybe they’re confused.”

“Who, the recruits or Austin?”

“It just so happens that the Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, is woke, unlike you.”

“Or the Chinese.”

“What do the Chinese have to do with anything?”

“Everything, I’d say. So, what happens if we go to war and the Chinese radio our troops, something like, Confucius say: binary, contrary, go be confused somewhere else’; or ‘you queer, no wanted here.’”

“I don’t like you.”

“And I don’t like what the Secretary of Defense has done to our military, making it the laughingstock of the world. From ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ to women on blue-water Navy ships to this binary and LGBTQ nonsense. Look, distractions in combat will get you killed as fast as an enemy’s bullet.”

“You sound like a Veteran; probably carry a gun, don’t you?”

Don’t ask; don’t tell.’ Look, maybe I carry a gun, not necessarily to kill the enemy, but maybe to take a bullet to give the guy next to me the time to kill the guy who killed me.”

“You really are a work of art.”

“Combat makes a realist out of anybody, or most.”

“So, who do you think is the real enemy, our government or the Chinese?”

“Both; think equal partners with the same goal: destroy the United States. What do you think this clown, Jackson, was nominated to the Supreme Court for?”

“I don’t like you and I don’t like this interview.”

“We here at ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, aim to please. Goodnight, Mrs. Jane, and I’ll be wishing our audience a goodnight too: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Reminder: The Second Amendment isn’t there for deer hunters; the Second Amendment is to protect ourselves from an OUT-OF-CONTROL federal government that does not regard the Constitution as the law of the land, which is why Jackson on the Supreme Court is a slap in the face of any Patriot.

We are now at the lowest point our country has ever been, lower than the fiasco of the Afghanistan retreat, lower than an open border.

Jackson represents the worst that any country has ever been in the history of humanity, which is saying a lot, but sometimes the truth must be exposed for what it is: nothing but bad news.

So, the murder of infants after birth; the torture, maiming and death of babies and toddlers; human trafficking is all pardonable according to Jackson’s sick and inexcusable track record, and those who aid and vote for her are just as bad and depraved.

You just can’t get any viler than Jackson and her accomplices.]  

Foggy River” (3:04)

Roving Reporter

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