by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Sep. 11, 2021) — “I Love How You Love Me” (2:06)

The Potomac River, Wikimedia Commons, Billy Hathorn, CC by SA 3.0

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It is with great sadness and reluctance that I announce the forced retirement of Roving Reporter (RR). His inability to remain neutral in his reporting clouded his judgment to the extreme extent of calling Dems ‘ignoramuses personified that have no soul nor heart, no love nor respect for our Constitutionso that he became an embarrassment to the professional standards of ‘Pulse.’ Whether we keep the ‘RR’ is yet to be decided, but I suppose we will since the logo “RR” is recognized throughout the broadcast industry. I, for one, vehemently disagree with management, for I, too, totally agree with Roving’s description of the lousy, loony lowlife Dems.

“Now with that sad announcement behind us, let’s get to tonight’s guest who is an expert on, well, let me introduce her by hawking her book, ‘The War is the Ignoramuses vs. the Enlightened.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“And thank you for having me. I feel really sad to see Roving retire, since I totally agree with his sentiments toward the domestic traitors of our times. I mean, if one were to look at the transcripts of Pelosi’s blabbering’s from the floor and news conferences, I don’t believe you could define the phrase, ‘one who is really stupid’ any better than that.”

“Would you add Chuck Schumer to the mix? And please call me ‘Zork’ since I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”

“Yes to Schumer, Zork, and all the rest of the Dems and RINO nitwits, and everyone else who thinks that our FBI and DOJ, and the Pentagon, are not almost our country’s most worthless departments if it wasn’t for the Department of Homeland Security.”

“And why is that?”

“Because since 9-11 we have fewer freedoms by Congress passing the Patriot Act, something that was clearly not needed: all we had to do was follow the existing laws.”


“Zork, don’t be dense. Once upon a time the police enforced vagrancy laws.”

“What are ‘vagrancy laws?’”

“Simply put, with no visible means of support, off to jail. No overnight camping*, no loitering, no sleeping on sidewalks, and those who had no proof of citizenship, deported in a heartbeat.”

“So what happened?”

“Dems happened; do-gooders who felt sorry for the lazy and dishonest. Slow thinkers who believed that, somehow, they themselves had some direct input in the Civil War, even when Jesus was nailed to the cross; who in the heck knows?”

“Not me.”

“And not them. You know what I think? I think they missed the anti-war movement of the 1960’s, that they felt left out that they weren’t puppets of North Vietnam’s Communist Party, as Hanoi Jane was. We didn’t hear about the bloodbath after the USA ran away, deserting the South Vietnamese with our tail between our legs, JUST AS WE DID WHEN WE BOOGIED OUT OF AFGHANISTAN.

“So who’s to blame?”

“Well, the Department of State has a long record of blood on its hands; I mean, why is it that we depose the wrong leaders of the little foreign countries of the world? Why can’t we replace the bad guys with good guys; why do we always have to be wrong? Ever read the book, The Ugly American,’ or, for that matter, the Pentagon Papers?’ You’ll come away with a greater understanding that our government does one thing really well: lie.”

“That I believe. So now what?”

“Roving used to say, ‘Give me a company of Marines and I’ll have it straightened out in a heartbeat.’ OPOVV used to say, ‘Give me a Navy deep-water man-o-war and I’ll sail up the Potomac and fix the Swamp in a heartbeat.’ Do you remember?”

“Clear as a bell.”

“The Liberty Bell may no longer ring; do you know that?”

“Unfortunately it’s true.”

“So what are you going to do about it?”

“Well, first off Biden is not the president; Trump is by way of winning the election, right?”


“So to make it right, just and legal, the Lieutenant Colonels and Commanders of the Pentagon would get a company of Marines together and take back our country. Look, our government was illegally changed when that traitor Chief Justice Roberts gave the Oath of office to Barry Soetoro (Obama) and then to Biden, so it would not be illegal to right an illegal wrong, would it?”

“Be like a wrong followed by a right equals a right, right?”


“Makes sense; then let’s do it. When?”

“Now would be good, before we lose Taiwan and too may other places to name.”

Taiwan, Ssolbergj, Wikimedia Commons, CC by SA 4.0

“So what to do with the traitors?”

“Use your imagination. Let’s call it a night and say goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Overnight camping: now isn’t it interesting that all the cities where the Occupy Movement took place are controlled by Dems and which, by happenstance, are also ‘Sanctuary Cities?’]

[Bottom line? It has ALWAYS been about the Constitution, whether it survives or not, and if Biden and his friends have their way, it won’t, and neither will we.]

Sea of Love” (2:24)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

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