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(Jul. 26, 2021) [The following was sent to New York Times Executive Editor Dean Baquet on Monday morning under the above title. – Ed.]

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Good morning Deano,

We’ll, I hope today finds you well Deano.  There has been a lot going on since we last spoke.  The first thing I would like to comment on is Joey firing on all cylinders at the town hall meeting hosted by the apolitical Don Lemon, esteemed anchor of CNN. He sure held Joey’s feet to the fire, but our fearless leader, as usual was up to the task.

Let’s try and hit on a couple of the high points, before commenting on the radical rights take on Joey’s performance.  I think he hit his high note when questioned about the vaccine rollout in regards to children.

 Well Joey dove right into this one.  He replied, ”the question is whether or not we should be where you should be put in the position where you, um, are-why can’t the, the experts say, ‘ We know what this virus is, in fact, um, it’s going to be’ or excuse me, ‘We all know all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved, but permanently approved.’  That’s under way too, I expect that to occur quickly.”  

How could anyone be critical of that response, simply brilliant.  Concise, straight to the point, and delivered with such authority.  What a representative of the once most powerful country in the world.  I hope other world leaders were watching this oratory masterpiece, this will make them think twice about confronting Joey on an open stage.

One of the other highlights of the evening had to be when Joey took on criticism from the right.  Joey says, the country needs to get beyond the QAnon conspiracy theories.  He went on, “But some of the stuff- I mean QAnon, the idea that Democrats or Biden, is hiding people and sucking the blood of children- no, I’m serious.  That’s- now you may not like me, and that’s your right.  Look, it’s a simple thing.  You can walk out and say, I just don’t like the way that guy wears his tie.  I’m voting against him.  You have a right to do that.  You have a right to do that.”

I believe there are simply no words to describe this masterpiece, what an explosive diatribe. Joey says though he is serious, the right is saying he sucks the blood of children.  Maybe Nancy could start a sucking children’s blood commission, to get to the bottom of this. Maybe get Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler (impeachment experts), to head this one up.  Two of the most honest and well respected legislators on the hill, second only to Nancy of course. President Trump is a racist!

Well, the radical right would have none of this.  The attacks were fierce and nonstop.
Calling out his vaccine roll out reply, as something simply painful to watch. A rambling, incoherent mish-mosh; that putting out this obviously feeble man is akin to elder abuse. How Jill Biden, can watch her husband flounder on stage is beyond belief, does she have no compassion or empathy.  Accusing CNN of being shameless, and asking that they abolish these idiotic, sham spectacles.  Together with Joey’s one and done press conference, it is more than obvious they are trying to shield his vastly diminished mental acuity.  That’s the presser where Joey had a cheat sheet with PICTURES of reporters not to call on.  Only softball questions from liberal reporters to try and protect him.  How long is this train wreck of public appearances going to last, again shameless, they say.

The right is also concerned with his frequent remarks in regards to children.  The “drinking blood of children” comment has raised quite a few eyebrows.  This after several other comments in regards to children.

His comments about when he would “come out of the water, and kids would rub the water off the hair on his legs, and then sit in his lap.” This was when he was a lifeguard, I believe, only the shallow end mind you, due to his asthma issue.  The issue that got him 5 deferments during the Viet Nam War, one more than President Trump that was given so much coverage.   

Or the now infamous one, talking to a 12 year daughter of a service man, “look at you sitting there with your legs crossed, and barrettes in you hair, you look like a 19 year old.”  They want to know exactly what this man is thinking?  Or better yet, not thinking? His comments about children are creepy at best, and vile and disgusting more like it. The nerve of these people, huh, Deano?

On a side note, reliable sources (the same ones that Wapo, and CNN used numerous times with President Trump), said “Dr.” Jill was livid over this last ridiculous statement uttered by Joey.  Well, she has had enough.  The next day after this 1/4 full of capacity town hall meeting, the good “Dr.” delved out her punishment.  After Ole Joe woke from his usual afternoon nap she refused to give him his Fig Newton’s and milk before watching Matlock, and Judge Judy.  Then to add insult to injury, she made Joe get his punishment chair and sit in the corner and think about what he said.  Well, sources say, Joey has been walking around the Oval Office for hours, looking for a corner to sit in!

HUNTER ENJOYS A NEW CAREER

It seems that Hunter has embarked on a new career path.  I mean is there anything this guy can’t do?  First he flourished in his navel career, until he received an administrative discharge due to drug abuse infractions.  But while he was in, Joey says he was a shining star.  Who knows, if not for this minor infraction, he possibly could have commanded a battleship or perhaps an aircraft carrier?  Maybe been in charge of his own fleet.  I see it already, the name Biden spoken of in the same breath as Halsey or Nimitz!
Then he entered into the energy field.  He rose up the ladder very fast, some may say astoundingly fast.  He shortly there after was sitting on the board of directors for Burisma Holding Ltd.  Get this, at a reported salary of $83,000 a MONTH.  Well, if you want specialized talent, I guess you have to pay for it.  Although, I’m not really sure that Hunter had any experience at all in this field.  I understand at the pinnacle of his career, he was in charge of replacing the copier paper and taking the lunch orders for the other board members.  For the life of me, I don’t know why he left this position, I mean 83k a month is not chump change.  But alas, it was not meant to be.  It was on to bigger and better things, GREENER pastures as they say.

It was into the art world for Hunter.  Some of his early work looks absolutely off the charts.  His drizzling of colors with the use of one of his spare straws, is simply magnificent.  I believe, his works will start out at 75k and move up to a top price of 500k.  Bravo Hunter, bravo.  Earlier this month, a Picasso from 1919, sold for $150,000; days later some of Hunter’s will be going for $500,000.  Who could argue with these price points.  I mean who hasn’t strolled through a farmers market, or arts and crafts festival- and seen newly established artists selling their wares for say $50, $100, $200, or even $500,000.   Ease up radical right.

The good news is that the buyers will remain anonymous, this will keep at bay the accusations of impropriety and provide transparency.  This was the reasoning of the lovely Jen Psaki, who the right refers to as the female Joseph Goebells, princess of propaganda.  I don’t see it do you Deano?

One day the right will be sorry, when Hunters name resonates with the likes of Van Gogh, Picasso, Rembrandt, Dali and the like.  You just wait radical right, you’ll be sorry.

The thing that really gets me though  Deano.  I can take the outlandish accusations from the Conservatives, but now some of Joey and Hunters closest allies are screaming IMPROPRIETY!  Stalwarts, like the reputable news outlet CNN and the Washington Post are lining up with Conservatives calling out the administration and Hunter for a gross error in judgement.

Even O’bama-Biden administration head of the office of Government Ethics, Walter Shaun, told CNN on July 9, that what the White House is doing, letting Hunter Biden sell his artwork represents “the perfect mechanism for funneling bribes to Joey Biden.”
I tried to reach out to Barack Hussein, out at Martha’s Vineyard, but I got no answer.  I really think Barack needs to get a cordless phone to cover his 29 acre compound, I can never reach that guy.  President Trump is a racist!

THIS AND THAT

Is there any truth that a Go Fund me page has been set up for the Texas Democratic legislators who took flight to bypass a voting bill?  Rumor is they are dreadfully low on Miller Lites, and are getting frantic.  Maybe they could get Georgie Soros to kick in a few bucks, I understand he does ok.  I think this set such a fantastic example to the children of America.  When presented with a tough or unpleasant issue, it is always best to run away.  In fairness, they did specify that they could only take the Miller Lites with them if they are 21; for those under 21, they recommend running away with their juice boxes…..very responsible.

Even the VP weighed in on this event, comparing this (what some say) adolescent petulant, hissy fit to the civil rights March on Selma.  Some have attributed this utterly ridiculous statement to her lack of adequate rest, due to her strenuous 90 minute visit to El Paso, only a short month ago.  When pressed on what policy changes she is taking to confront the border catastrophe- she got together with Ellen, put on their sneakers and laughed hysterically for 30 minutes straight, while dancing.  It is amazing that she received less then 2% of the Democratic vote in the primaries.  What were these people thinking?  Her and her friend Willie Brown set a great example also, to the youth of America, as far as ethics and respectability.

You know Deano, I wanted to discuss the lovely, Grandmotherly Nancy Pelosi.  She who is a self proclaimed devout Catholic, and boy does she ever set a religious, empathetic loving example.  But, there is just too, too much to cover, perhaps later this week, we can circle back to her.

Lastly, Deano, I implore  you to reach out to your fellow news outlets mainly CNN, and The Washington Post- to get them in line with their coverage of the artist Hunter Biden and Dad, Joey.  For as usual you and your staff at The NY Times, never deviate.  You only print unbiased, apolitical objective reporting with absolutely no hidden agenda. The example you set for our children is incalculable.  How those who work at those propaganda machines can look at themselves in the mirror or more importantly at their innocent children is beyond me.  Keep up the fantastic work there, Deano.

Sincerely,
Chris Cirino

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