by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
section of China. Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0
(Jul. 14, 2021) — “Disney Zorro Theme” (0:43)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, our Chinese guest (who wishes to be addressed as ‘Brad’), has agreed to spill even more beans about how diabolical the CCP really is. Welcome back, ‘Brad.’”
“Ah-so, so nice to be back, Zork. Mind if I call you ‘Zork?’”
“I wish you would since I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. Now, you were going to say something about the CCP and how they have absolutely no regard for the environment and honoring the past.”
“Yes, that is quite correct except please change from ‘were’ to ‘will,’ as in ‘right now.’”
“Now?”
“No interruptions, if you would, please.”
“Except for commercials.”
“Except for your obnoxious ‘in-your-face’ commercials. You know, don’t you, that your ‘Deep State’ and my CCP are one and the same? It’s the ‘clear-cutting philosophy on steroids’ of which the Three Gorges Dam is but the Chinese symbol to the world that nothing, absolutely nothing, will stop them, not the environment or the no-longer-sacred graves of our ancestors. The CCP has no regard for the past, only long-term goals. You know that they have 100-year plans? I kid you not. How they laughed at the Soviet’s five- and ten-year plans. They compared the Soviets to the Americans’ attention span: no longer than it takes Bugs Bunny to outsmart Elmer Fudd.”
“So what’s the story on that Three Gorges Dam?”
“That it was a colossal mistake? That no one wanted it then and doesn’t want it now? There is a cult in China that is pro-earthquake; they channel their thought process that the next big one bring down that dam. That dam has trashed everything that we humans hold dear: unspoiled wilderness; sacred human archeological digs and everything in between, let alone resettling villagers who had cows, chicken, goats, dogs and cats to Soviet-style concrete apartment complexes without even a balcony where they can’t even grow a healthy tomato plant.”
“What else?”
“The CCP is really pushing it in the South China Sea, and the first casualty will be Taiwan unless, of course, Trump takes over.”
“You got another one for us?”
“Ever see those TV commercials where they clean the upper windows by spraying up? Don’t, as in ‘ever,’ spray up; only spray down. Spraying up only opens a can of worms that you don’t want open: think, ‘black mold.’ So just don’t spray up, okay?”
“So how do you wash the windows?”
“From the inside; rent a cherry-picker; use a ladder or live with it.”
“Anything else?”
“Get a safety deposit box; put your insurance papers in; make copies of all of your credit cards, driver license and any of the small stuff.”
“Good advice, and with that we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight.”
“Excuse me.”
“Yes?”
“I’d like to add a few thoughts, if I may. First-off, I’d like to say pain is the way that your body is telling you something is wrong, so to put on something and continue to ‘work through it’ is not wise. And then the way China works is like Walmart: go into an area, undercut all the Mom & Pops in the area and after they go out of business, raise the prices. Not only has it worked in America, it works for whole countries too; why, just look at the Pacific Rim.”
“Okay, some good advice to heed. And that’ll do it and so, on behalf of Brad, this is Zork wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Little People report: The latest skinny is that they’re already on their way to give Raffensperger a surprise visit; will keep you informed. They are taking the train and expect to bivouac in Cauley Creek Park in Johns Creek, GA, soon.]
[FYI: the election fraud will be exposed; there is no possible way for the Deep State to hide it any longer. More and more people are talking because they’re not afraid anymore, and even if they are, they’re willing to put their integrity and their lives on the line for the truth, once and for all, to be exposed for the whole world, not just the United States, to see as plain as day, to be understood even by the most ardent sufferers of Trump Derangement Syndrome.]
[Last note: The RNC is Deep State: do not, under any conceivable circumstances, donate one thin dime to the RNC.]
[Something to ponder: If Mike Pence had an ounce of integrity, he’d be a shoe-in for the presidency in 2024. All Pence had to do was follow the law by not certifying the votes that we (and the whole world) knew to be fraudulent. But Pence certified the fraudulent votes and showed a weakness that we don’t want any part of, ever. Mike Pence: the new Judas of the age: despicable; dishonorable.]
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