by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(May 26, 2021) — “Truck Drivin’ Man” (2:32)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Mary Andrews, a retired spook who, since she left the business, is a bestselling author of the ‘spy novel’ genre. So, Miss Andrews, I guess retirement has been good to you.”
“Yes, it has, Professor, beyond my wildest dreams. It seems I hit a nerve when I base my novels on historical facts and then throw in a couple of characters, like a beautiful maiden and a handsome swashbuckler; why, the formula is foolproof to guarantee a five-figure book deal and possibly an invitation to be the screenwriter for a blockbuster.”
“I see. Oh, please address me as ‘Zork’; I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. So your novels are based on fact. Now, do the ‘facts’ that you use, are they available to the general public or, because of your years in the spook-world, give you insights that the rest of us don’t have access to?”
“All of my facts come from previously printed material that has been in the public domain for years, actually, for at least 1,400.”
“Interesting; so there are no earth-shattering surprises in your books, history-wise?”
“None whatsoever, which is why they used to be elective reading materials for history courses from public high schools to expensive Ivy League colleges.”
“But not so much anymore. Excuse us for this short commercial break.”
“New Patches” (3:02)
“And we’re back. So, what happened from being a textbook, or at least a supplement to a history course, to being banned?”
“The truth is what happened. All I do, in my books, is tell the truth, historical novel-wise.”
“Understood, but could you give us an example, maybe read from one of your books?”
“Very well. The following is the first sentence of my novel titled, ‘Escape from Tedium’:
She basked in the thought that she was free and that the whole morning was hers to spend as she wished, so she stopped at the display window and just stood there, not because there was anything that caught her eye, but because that was her desire, to stand and stare and not care about one gosh-darn thing. But her reverie was broken by a searing pain as her necklace, the necklace that was her grandmother’s cross of small amber diamonds (not that it was expensive, but because it was an heirloom, passed from generation to generation), was yanked from her neck by a young man of indeterminate weight and height but by a very determinate Muslim with daggers of hate shooting from his eyes.
“Anyway, that’s when Prince Charming suddenly appears, beats the living daylights out of the Jihadist and hands her the necklace, but that’s not exactly what happened: he stood in front of her and then placed the necklace around her neck and, with an amazing display of dexterity, worked the ancient clasp that takes her, sitting in front of her makeup table, a good three minutes to close, and closes the clasp without catching one of her hairs.”
“For real?”
“It sold over a million copies.”
“So, what was that, the first salvo?”
“Sure, and burn churches and synagogues, and continue to ‘honor (premeditate) kill’ their wives and daughters. Notice it’s ALWAYS the men who do the killing? Now if that isn’t telling what Islam is all about, nothing is. Anyway, the Jews getting attacked in New York can’t be a surprise, okay? You’re right, it isn’t a surprise. One would think that the DHS would have figured it out and not bring them in.”
“But they have figured it out and they still bring them in, so, yes, they want it to happen.”
“What, are you saying the Department of Homeland Security knew about this, the modus operandi of Muslims, know about it and is giving it their consent? Is that what you’re saying?”
“Yes, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying; no two ways about it. Listen: the DHS knows what they’re doing and what they’re doing is leaving our borders wide open including those from the Middle East.”
“What next?”
“Rape gangs and more and more American women will be beat-up and raped to the same degree as Swedish women are; more beheadings; more pedestrians getting mowed down by trucks and vans, and all either not reported or under-reported.”
“Thank you for taking the time to clue us in and so, on behalf of Mary Andrews, this is Zork wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Something to think about: more Americans are killed every day by illegal immigrants than Veterans eat a bullet; more Americans are killed every year by migrants than died on 9-11.)
“Let Me be There” (3:05)
Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky