by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020

Symbol of the Communist Party of China

(Dec. 28, 2020) — “This Land Is Mine” (3:16)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Dr. Ruby Frisbee, the well-known hypnotist of TV and La Vegas stage fame. Welcome to the show, Dr. Frisbee.”

“Thank you for inviting me, Professor Zorkophsky. Oh, you can call me Ruby if you want.”

“Will do, Ruby, as long as you call me ‘Zork’; is it a deal?”

“It’s a deal.”

“Tell us, Ruby, some ‘truth.’”

“You will not like my truth, Zork.”

“Try me.”

“Only if you promise not to get all freaky and call me names.”

“We don’t do that sort of stuff on ‘Pulse’; wouldn’t think of it. Let’s take a quick commercial break, shall we?”

Nine Pound Hammer” (2:50)

“We’re back, so take it away, Ruby.“

“You sure?”

“Trust me.”

“I’ve heard that before. Okay, here goes: the truth is that the game has changed, and because the game has changed, the rules have also changed.”

“Please explain for our listeners, Ruby.”

“It’s like this: our police used to live by the motto, ‘To serve and protect’ us taxpayers, but nowadays their motto has changed to ’Obey whatever orders come down the pike from anti-American mayors and governors,’ even if they are illegal orders.”

“Give us an example.”

“Close your businesses and don’t go to work; no gatherings; no leaving-the-house kind of nonsense.”

“Could you be a little more specific, please?”

“Let me just say: ‘DITCH THE MASKS AND REOPEN.’

“Couldn’t have said it better myself. And that’ll do it for this program and so, on behalf of Ruby, this is Zork wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Great show. It seems to me that we know the masks are a joke; nothing more but a symbol of Chinese controls; at least that’s my take, and I assure you that I’m not alone. The governor of Michigan and her Attorney General are way on the other side of the fence on this one. Burger time: my treat.”

All of  Me” (3:17)

Professor Zorkophsky 

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