by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020
(Dec. 1, 2020) — “Spanish Guitar Music” (1:37)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today I’m going to interview myself on the subject of the reflection one sees in the bathroom mirror in the morning. We all would like to be pleased with our reflection, but, unfortunately that is not the case all of the time. Case in point: I used to have a job in sales that I couldn’t, for the life of me, hang my hat on, so I quit. I got another job and my morning reflection just got brighter. What do you say we get started interviewing myself? Welcome to the show, Professor.
“Glad to be here, and where’s the money?
“What money? You don’t expect to get paid to interview yourself, or do you? Wait, I do, don’t I? Hey, the check’s in the mail.
“Mind if I call you ‘Zork?’
“Only if I can call those who are satisfied with fraudulent voting what I really think of them.
“No, we’re sorry, but, since this is a ‘family show,’ we have to maintain certain standards.
“So are you saying Democrats’ and RINOs’ voting fraud is acceptable for a ‘family program’ while calling the bums and cheats bums and cheats is not acceptable?
“Yes, that’s it precisely.
“How do these lowlife adults get by with being lowlife adults?
“How about a name or two, besides Pelosi and Jerry Nadler?
“And don’t forget ‘You can keep your doctor.’
“So I guess they’re admitting to cheating and falsifying votes if they balk at an honest audit, right?
“Yes, that’s right.
“But if they try and stop any honest recount, isn’t that the same as admitting they cheated?
“Well, if that’s the case, how can a judge rule against honesty?
“Maybe because they’re a dishonest judge.
“But, if this is a ‘family program,’ am I to understand that we’re teaching our children to lie, cheat and steal?
“Well, to be good Democrats and RINOs it’s part of the job. Let’s take a commercial break at this time.”
“What about this theory of an ‘Alternate Reality?’ What’s that all about?
“It’s a reality where adults have to count ballots honestly.
“You mean they can’t lie, cheat and steal?
“What do you think the chances are of that ever happening?
“I don’t feel that good about my service for my country.
“You’re not the only one, but you have to keep the faith and hope that the Constitution will reign supreme in our homeland.
“But what about all these adults who have lied, cheated and stolen Trump’s massive victory? What do they see when they look at their bathroom mirror?
“Not much. They all should go to jail, and if they thought they were ever going to get a government pension, they better think again: pension denied. You have to end it here and now or the bums will just pick up and try again.
“I say we say goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.