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“IT STARTED IN SEATTLE”

by OPOVV, ©2020

Credit: Pixabay, License

(Jun. 18, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office at the university responding to none other than an emergency summons. What gives, Professor?”

“This is worse than believing in the Russian Hoax, Roving. And like the Chinese Covid flu, it started in Seattle. And please, Roving, call me ‘Zork’ while we’re in my rather nice office.”

“Excuse us while we break for a commercial.”

Raindrops” (2:51)

“And we’re back. Why do things seem to start in Seattle, Zork?”

“After years of intensive research, I have determined that the furthest reaches of the universe are right here on our planet, in Seattle, to be precise. I haven’t been able to determine the precise address, but I think after considering that the universe is billions of light years in every direction, it is rather amazing that the original boondocks of thought is located in the Pacific Northwest, the home of some rather off-the-wall brain waves.”

“Why, that’s unbelievable.”

“Yes, and I agree wholeheartedly, Roving. You see, Seattle is a place where whole countries can sprout up out of the pavement overnight. It is more bizarre than a Magnetar.”

“Wow; how so?”

“Because a Magnetar is based on facts, whereas Black Lives Matter*, ANTIFA, the mayor of Seattle and the Democratic Party are based on make-believe hogwash.”

“You mean it’s all made up? Some sort of fantasy?”

“That’s right, but fantasy based on reality, and for proof look no further than the history of the Holocaust.”

“You reference the Holocaust quite often, I’ve noticed.”

“And for good reason: do you know we’re a nano-second away from the Stone Age?”

“Now how do you figure that?”

“Simple. One, the Chinese would institute another Khmer Rouge society in the USA if they ever took over; two: the Muslims would introduce Sharia Law and shove it down our throats, and three: if BLM and Louis Farrakhan were in control, the death camps of the NAZI regime would sprout up all over, probably where those 22+ Islamovilles are scattered within our borders.”

“Boy, you’re nothing but fun and games, Zork.”

“I call it as I see it. We’re going down as long as we allow the ignorant to run the asylum. This belief in all cops are bad and white privilege is nothing more than a ploy of distraction to allow mail-in voting and accept the results, as if no tampering was possible. It is called pathetic by any other name.”

“And with that, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Gee whiz, Zork, how about going easy once in a while? Burger time: my treat.”

[*Black Lives Matter: pure racism at its worst, reminiscent of the Mau Mau Uprising in Kenya, 1952. This is the opposite of what our Constitution is all about: hate out in the open.]

Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” (3:12)

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