The 2020 Version of Canceling Star Trek (RR)

NEWSMAX CANCELS “LIQUID LUNCH”

by OPOVV, ©2020

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(Mar. 28, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have Madam Shylock on Skype. Welcome to the show, Madam Shylock.”

“Hello, Roving, and thank your editor for overnighting the cash. How may I help you?”

“Newsmax cancelled the ever-popular Liquid Lunch, hosted by John Tobacco with Frank Morano. What gives?”

“Look, Roving, without a doubt the dumbest people on the planet are television producers; what can I say? Why, just look at Star Trek, a show popular beyond belief and they cancelled it. I guess they didn’t like John and Frank liking Trump, is all I can say.”

“But I thought Newsmax is supposed to be for Trump; isn’t that right?”

“And how many Obots are working at the FCC?”

“You got me there.”

“Time’s up, except to say I liked them better when they first started; just two guys shooting the breeze; two friends having a drink — or not — talking over the day’s events, and none of this rehearsed outlined-scripted pabulum that many of the others push. I liked the laid-back atmosphere; a break from the hustle and bustle of the everyday pressures of work. It was a relaxing show and I’ll miss it. And your time is up unless you’ve more money. No? Then thank you and goodbye.”

“Goodbye and that’ll also do it for us and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Keep Your Hands to Yourself” (3:28)

OPOVV

One Response to "The 2020 Version of Canceling Star Trek (RR)"

  1. OPOVV   Saturday, March 28, 2020 at 10:22 AM

    Note to “The Pulse of the Nation” fans;

    So John Tobacco may be back, and may even return for the full two hours with Frankie at his side, that be great, but I doubt it. We’ll just have to wait and see.

    Meanwhile…

    The recent firing of Trish Regan from FOX for “calling concerns about the Chinese coronavirus another attempt to impeach President Donald Trump” is the last straw for FOX and me. I am sick and tired of FOX pretending to be pro-American when; in fact, they’re nothing more than wolves in sheep’s clothing. They talk the talk but they don’t walk the walk. They hired Donna Brazile, for God’s sake.

    Now not all the suspects on FOX are Obots in disguise but, I’m sorry, those who are not should be astute enough to jump ship while the jumping is good.

    Long live Newsmax and The P&E is all I’ve got to say, besides to note that Trish Regan got fired for speaking the truth, which we like, and we like it a lot. Good luck Trish and maybe Roving can interview you some day, now wouldn’t that be something?

    Sincerely,

    Roving Reporter and all the contributors of “Pulse”

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