NEWSMAX CANCELS “LIQUID LUNCH”
by OPOVV, ©2020
(Mar. 28, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have Madam Shylock on Skype. Welcome to the show, Madam Shylock.”
“Hello, Roving, and thank your editor for overnighting the cash. How may I help you?”
“Newsmax cancelled the ever-popular Liquid Lunch, hosted by John Tobacco with Frank Morano. What gives?”
“Look, Roving, without a doubt the dumbest people on the planet are television producers; what can I say? Why, just look at Star Trek, a show popular beyond belief and they cancelled it. I guess they didn’t like John and Frank liking Trump, is all I can say.”
“But I thought Newsmax is supposed to be for Trump; isn’t that right?”
“And how many Obots are working at the FCC?”
“You got me there.”
“Time’s up, except to say I liked them better when they first started; just two guys shooting the breeze; two friends having a drink — or not — talking over the day’s events, and none of this rehearsed outlined-scripted pabulum that many of the others push. I liked the laid-back atmosphere; a break from the hustle and bustle of the everyday pressures of work. It was a relaxing show and I’ll miss it. And your time is up unless you’ve more money. No? Then thank you and goodbye.”
“Goodbye and that’ll also do it for us and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
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Sharon Rondeau has operated The Post & Email since April 2010, focusing on the Obama birth certificate investigation and other government corruption news. She has reported prolifically on constitutional violations within Tennessee’s prison and judicial systems.