“WE’RE NOT OUT OF HERE”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Jan. 1, 2020) — “Now what?”
“Do you want me to sugarcoat it, or would you want it without the icing and party favors; the innuendos and suggestions; the glossing-over; the foreign words interjected to make me sound superior and you not smart enough to understand what I’m saying, even though I’m talking down to the level of someone as intellectually barren as Robert De Niro, Jim Carey, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, Chris Matthews, and all the other suckers who voted for Hillary and cried when they were told to cry; wailed when they were told to wail; and acted like spoiled two-year-old brats when they were told to act like spoiled two year old brats.”
“I want it without the icing and all the other stuff.”
“The other stuff is important, too, like FOX NEWS crying over the treatment of Muslims by the Chinese, but never a word about how the Muslims treat the Chinese or any of the rest of us.”
“Okay, I get it. Go ahead and tell me what you were going to tell me.”
“You’re not going to like it.”
“How do you know I’m not going to like it? Maybe I will like it; maybe I’ll like it so much I’ll go out and buy a cake so I can celebrate in style.”
“Now why would you buy a cake, and where would you buy a cake in this godforsaken country?”
“It’s a matter of speaking, like say you know for a fact that you can’t buy a cake and say you’re going to buy a cake, but you wouldn’t buy anything from these people because we know they hate our guts – love our money – but hate our guts.”
“So, what was that, your idea of a joke?”
“Look around and tell me what you see. I see millions of people who hate our guts and would like nothing better than to put us in a cage and drop us in a swimming pool.”
“I don’t see anyone, not at 0330. I see some rocks but that’s all I see.”
“Picture one of them behind every rock and under every pebble, or if not actually hiding in the ground, they leave a bomb so when we drive anywhere near it they set it off to maim as many of us as possible. So back in the States, whenever there’s a commercial about giving a helping hand to any of our maimed military, the Muslims watch, cheer and ululate. It’s pathetic. You want to hear a joke?”
“One of yours? Not particularly.”
“Do you know that the largest concentration of Somalia migrants in the USA is in the Twin Cities?”
“That was the joke? But there’s more, isn’t there?”
“There’s always more; it’s like regurgitating yesterday’s news today, or last year’s news this year; I mean, it’s always the same; never ends; over and over.”
“Déjà vu all over again*?”
“The myth of the moderate Muslim is as alive and well as it was a thousand years ago; it’s how they’ve pulled the wool over those they are about to conquer, subjugate and murder.”
“Like us, I suppose.”
“Let me ask you something, for real; no joke: Are we at war or what in the heck are we doing?”
“We’re playing make-believe. We pretend that one super-target, like the USS Ford, makes more economic and military sense than six smaller targets, Jeep Carriers, for instance. We pretend that Billy Mitchell never existed and wasn’t it wise of West Point to deny Audie Murphy admittance. We continue to support the failures of yesterday and pat ourselves on the back when we crash, yet continue on the same dead-end path discovered by the unimaginative and those protective of their turf, irrespective of the facts: civilization is losing the war against Islam because we haven’t a clue what it’s all about.”
“But they do?”
“Because whatever the United States had during WWII has been lost along the way, thanks to the successful dumbing-down of the audiences of The View, MSNBC and CNN. Look, we used a couple of nukes during WWII and there’s nothing that prevents us from using them again, is there?”
“Actually there’s not.”
“But when the shadow of political correctness shrouds what has to be done, that’s when death and destruction is prolonged, so what was once a quick fix is now a prolonged quagmire.”
“I’m proud that these rocks are safe from any suicide bombers, so we’re doing some important work against — against what?”
“The Department of Homeland Security is the biggest enemy the United States has ever had. The Japanese and the Germans were bad during the thirties and forties; the Russians during the Cold War; but at no time, until now, has our government welcomed the enemy as much as our very own government has. The Greeks used subterfuge with their Trojan Horse, but our government is doing the same thing IN OUR FACE, and we’re supposed to lie down and take it.”
“Hey, will you look at the time? Looks like we guarded these rocks pretty successfully, wouldn’t you say?”
“We’re out of here, in a manner of speaking.”
“And therein lies the problem; we’re not out of here.”
“You’ll Think of Me” (4:06)
Semper Fi
[*Déjà vu all over again: attributed to Yogi Berra.]