“FOR OVER 1,400 YEARS”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Dec. 8, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that lets you know what’s bugging your neighbors these days. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our format, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re usually found on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the railroad station in one of the western suburbs of our city. What we do is ask commuters what’s bugging them and then send them on their way. Speaking of which, here comes one now. Excuse me, please, Roving for ‘Pulse,’ the ever-popular entertainment and informative show.”
“Never heard of it.”
“What we do is ask passersby what’s bugging them the most and let them vent.”
“You want venting? Then answer me this: are the Joint Chiefs of Staff as dumb as they act? They haven’t learned one darn thing since Fort Hood, have they? Talk about worthless. Let me see if I’ve got my history right: Muslims fly planes into buildings, knife and run over us with cars and trucks, and have been indiscriminately murdering for the sake of murdering for over 1,400 years. Like, it’s not news, okay?”
“You’re talking to the choir.”
“Let me vent. And not only are the Joint Chiefs of Staff totally incompetent, but the Secretary of Defense as well. So how come if we can figure it out, they can’t?”
“Maybe we’re smarter than they are.”
“For sure, but if Trump is so smart, how come he surrounds himself with total losers; tell me that, will you?”
“Explain ‘total losers.’”
“Muslims in our military and on our military bases; how dumb are we? Look, we don’t like them, we don’t want them and all we want them to do is to leave us alone. My God, man, they laid it all out for us and we don’t believe them. How come we don’t believe them? Are we calling them liars? They say they want to trash our Constitution; well, alright, but that doesn’t give them the right to be here. Rather, it gives us the right to kick them out. All of them, like now. I could straighten out the Department of Defense in a heartbeat, believe you me. But Trump would never pick me or you, will he? He’ll pick critters from the Swamp and expect them to act like warriors instead of scaredy-cats looking for ‘motives,’ for God’s sake.”
“Funny, I feel the same way.”
“And how come we even have one Muslim in our military? What if Iran attacks Israel and, since we are Israel’s best friend, we’ll go to her aid and then what will the Muslims in our military do? Kill other Muslims who are trying to kill Jews? Get real; they’ll be killing us instead, that’s what. They’re not going to be on our side, that I’ll tell you. Well, I’m glad I vented, and it’s so nice, enjoyable and downright relaxing to find someone who can see the forest for the trees. And here’s my train. I feel so much better; thank you.”
“And thank you, which brings us to a commercial break.”
“Let Me In” (3:07)
“It’s good to vent, so I’ll carry along and say that our FBI is in more of a shambles than we thought. They used to have a pamphlet about Muslims and Sharia Law: no more. And as far as I know, they don’t surveil any of the 22+ Islamovilles* spread out all over the United States. They used to take this Muslim threat seriously, so if they don’t give a hoot about their homeland, why would anyone think the rest of the government gives a hoot?
“And then there’s Congress, bent on impeachment when there is no impeachment, taking their eyes off the ball. I’m telling you, it’s not getting better — this Muslim threat, this invasion — it’s getting worse. We’re reaching the point where we’ll start to believe that it’s too complicated to fix, there’s just too many of them to deport, like we are with the illegal immigrants and the DACA freeloaders; the bums.
“This is what I believe: if we had the same mindset during World War II, we would’ve lost. In Korea we settled for a ceasefire and in Vietnam we ran with our tails between our legs. And now look at Afghanistan: we have people who really think that you can negotiate with the Taliban. They say that ISIS has been defeated and that we’re not at war, but the opposite is true. It’s not the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, ISIS, Hamas, Boko Haram and all the rest: it’s Islam itself. Islam is the cancer that’s spreading throughout the world, and wherever Muslims congregate, there is mayhem. It’s a fact of life and there are no better examples than that of Sweden and the English Muslim Rape Gangs.
“Imagine if you are a parent of a teenage daughter and a bunch of Muslim ‘migrants’ are dropped off in your hometown by the Department of Homeland Security, or maybe it’s some Catholic ‘charity’ or whatever; maybe MS 13 gangbangers that ICE hasn’t caught up with yet. You would be wise to prepare for a call with the news that your daughter is in intensive care or the morgue, and that’s what our government has done to us.
“Look, if you don’t like the truth, change the channel and remain an ignoramus — ‘Don’t Worry Be Happy’ (4:03), but if you want to take a stand for our country, the first step is to be armed. The truth of the matter is that if our government refuses to act to keep us safe, we may very well be forced to keep ourselves safe, just as our Founding Fathers envisioned. Think about it. I have and I hope you feel the same way.
“And as they say: ‘Freedom isn’t free.’”
“And it seems I talked a little bit too long and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, wasn’t it? Burger time: my treat.”
[*22+ Islamovilles: remember why we went to Afghanistan in the first place? To wipe out the 22 terrorist training camps that, guess what, were imported into the United States, thanks to the Department of Homeland Security. Proof? They’re still here, aren’t they?]
“Good to be Alive (Hallelujah)” (3:25)