“OUR PLATFORM IS NEGATIVE”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Nov. 6, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another round with our in-house Democrat Strategist, Mary Jane, right here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Let’s get right to it, shall we?”
“I’m ready if you are, Roving, although I may not be at my best since we were up all night celebrating the Democrat win in Kentucky yesterday.”
“Who is this ‘we’ who stayed up all night partying?”
“Why, us progressives, that’s who. We don’t like America or its Constitution, an over-gushed bunch of words written by old white men.”
“Who gives a hoot who wrote it: it’s a great piece of work, if you ask me.”
“But nobody is asking you, are they? You’re the one who’s supposed to ask the questions, so ask.”
“Okay, how about showing babies being murdered after they’re born to Democrat voters, while they’re in the voting booth? Maybe a 30-second short film with sound on a 32” screen?”
“Why not? You think they give a hoot? I don’t think so. Try again.”
“Then you want, what, open borders, sanctuary cities and Obamacare?”
“Remember, Obama said you can keep your doctor.”
“He lied.”
“Obama was the greatest president ever. Why, just look at the economy; the stock market; people off food stamps.”
“But it was Trump who made it so good.”
“But he couldn’t have made it so good if it wasn’t so bad, now, could he?”
“Lady, anybody ever tell you that you’re not firing on all cylinders?”
“No, you’re the first.”
“Let’s change the subject to campaign coffers.”
“Let’s not.”
“Let’s discuss who gives the money to the politicians to keep on politicking.”
“Let’s not.”
“Let’s talk about those who vote for Most Favored Nation (MFN) trade status getting cash money in brown envelopes from lobbyists.”
“Let’s not.”
“Let’s talk about who is getting the endorsements from the Teachers’ Union and the Chamber of Commerce.”
“Let’s not.”
“Let’s talk about any proof for impeachment.”
“Let’s not.”
“Why not?”
“Because Trump hasn’t committed a treasonable offense, that’s why.”
“So why impeach him?”
“Look, do I have to spell it out for you? They say Trump is a racist, but they can’t prove it. They say Trump is making billions off his lowering taxes, but they can’t prove it. They say Trump is the worse president ever, but the facts show otherwise. And about the phone call with the Ukrainian president, there’s nothing illegal about it. That’s why we have to impeach Trump.”
“I’m sorry, but I must’ve missed something.”
“I’ll try again: we don’t have anything positive to say about anything.”
“So you don’t have a platform.”
“Our platform is negative; that’s our platform.”
“Nothing positive?”
“’Impeach Trump’: isn’t that positive enough?”
“I’m sorry, Mary Jane, but I think I’m not going to invite you back. Now if you were to offer some concrete proof, that’s different, but you didn’t because you can’t. So do you have any idea what that means, not having any proof? It means you just wasted our precious time, just as Adam Schiff and Nancy Pelosi have been doing for the past couple of years: just wasted our precious time.
“Russian collusion: what a joke, and the joke’s on you and your fellow ‘progressives’ who hate America. We’re done and with that, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Never see her again, at least not on this show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Goodbye Baby” (2:19)