“ANTI-AMERICAN”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Jul. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and, as you can see, we’ve been invited back to Bishop Dunkin’s church on Hawthorn to hear what he has to say about ‘turning the other cheek.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back up in the balcony about to — wait, here’s the Bishop at the pulpit. Let’s listen in.”
“May the Good Lord give us the restraint to restrain ourselves from the onslaught of the heathens among us. No? Excuse me, I’ve just received a communiqué from God: he says the whole bit about turning the other cheek was somehow misconstrued, even back then, by the ‘politically correct.’ What He meant was to ‘turn to swoon your adversaries with glee.’ Let us sing along, please.”
“By the Light of the Silvery Moon” (2:34)
“This sermon addresses the unimaginative, unlawful, uneducated and unwashed: stop it or you will suffer the consequences of a ton of bricks. You throw a rock at our church, we’ll bulldoze your house; you throw a rock at my wife or kids, I’ll introduce you to my 12 gauge, or 9 millimeter, whichever comes first. We have the right to protect ourselves while the ANTIFA goons DO NOT have the right to cause us discomfort or harm.
“If you’re a policeman and have sworn to uphold the Constitution and to protect the citizens from goon squads, you better give yourselves a long look in the mirror — after you don your uniform — and ask yourself what you hope to accomplish: follow illegal orders or to help those who need your assistance?
“The steps that have led us to this sermon began with the Occupy movement, where illegal parking, illegal blocking of pedestrians’ right-of-way and illegal impeding traffic was given the green light by Democratic mayors giving orders to the police force to ‘look the other way.’
“‘Looking the other way’ to physical harm befalling our neighbors wearing MAGA hats is but a step away for ANTIFA types becoming the Brown Shirts of the Hitler youth. You are aware, aren’t you, that our law enforcement is using GESTAPO tactics more often than ever; why, just look at Mueller’s takedown of Roger Stone, a tactic lifted DIRECTLY from the GESTAPO playbook: early morning, in the dark of night, raids.
“As I’ve said in the past, perhaps 10% of our police force and other government employees are honest and hardworking, but that’s not nearly enough to get the job done. And what is that job? Why, to defeat this New World Order, the Deep State and the Obots of our land who want to make America into a Socialist Cesspool. If we don’t defeat our neighbors at the cerebral level, we might as well kiss our Republic goodbye.
“It all goes back to the news, doesn’t it? I mean, millions off Food Stamps because millions more have jobs, but does that make the news? So you have to ask yourself if the Democratic candidates know what we know, that the economy is growing, that our allies are glad they are our allies, and that Israel is a lot safer now than when the de facto Obama* was in office.
“Another point I like to make is that no country in the history of the world has ever survived an unlimited invasion from people from without who have no respect for the laws of the land. We have millions arriving from the Middle East and from south of the border who have the same goal: to destroy our country: one group by trashing our Constitution and the other by seceding to Mexico. The Democratic candidates know this and are, therefore, complicit in the effort to destroy our country.
“It is my belief that those who wish to do our country harm should be either jailed or deported, along with all those who will not accept the Constitution and the laws of our land as THE guideline in ruling their lives.
“In closing, all the Democratic candidates have vast problems in stating the facts, but none more so than Kamala Harris, so here’s a song for her and all the others who support abortion.”
“You’re Having My Baby” (2:41)
“I say that about covers it, exposing the Democratic candidates for being anti-American and the heck with ever celebrating, say, the 300th 4th. Let’s all sing a song that the USO used to sing at the end of their shows, but they don’t do that now for fear of offending Muslims in the military. Thanks a lot, Joint Chiefs of Staff, for absolutely nothing.”
“Silent Night” (2:25)
“Amen.”
“And that’ll do it for us and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Great show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*de facto Obama: WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?]
“When My Heart Beats Like A Hammer” (2:54)