“IMPECCABLE SKILLS”
by OPOVV, ©2019
(Jan. 18, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for what’s true. Hello, my name is Roving and I was chosen to be the Master of Ceremonies in presenting the ‘Driver of the Year Award’ to the Air Force driver of that bus that never delivered Nancy Pelosi and her entourage to the plane that was to fly to Egypt and other places.
“Usually this prestigious award isn’t presented until the calendar year ends, but in this instance the directors of the pageant just couldn’t fathom how anybody could top it.
“And so, without further ado, this award of ‘DRIVER of the YEAR’ goes to the enlisted Air Force bus driver of ‘Egg-on-Your-Face Pelosi.’
“The driver circled the Capitol building with impeccable driving skills. Congratulations. Please post this announcement throughout the Pentagon and make sure it gets into ‘Stars and Stripes.‘
“Thank you for watching and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.”
“Good show. Burger time.”
“Magic Bus” (3:20)